Ok, first off, my name is Bethany, and I'm the author of this FanFiction. I'm 15 as of March 1st, which, as I'm typing this, happens to be today. I had done the firs two chapters, but I just wasn't happy with it, so I am re-doing this whole thing from square one. Anyway, I hope you enjoy, and if you have any ideas for anything, please let me know in your comments!
I guess before I start I will need to include a few details. Since the InuYasha story started in 1997, that is the time when this fanfic is placed, before the actual Surreal Life began. This is like a beta-version, just the crew testing it out and seeing what things need to be improved upon before launching the actual television show with celebrities. Also, since Inu and the gang are from Japan, and the Surreal Mansion is in America, it's subtitled! Well it would be if it were an actual TV shop. Some things will be different from the actual show, so expect the unexpected!
Enough rambling, on with the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, The Surreal Life, or VH1. If I did, I would be rich, and chances are I would be doing this.
Chapter One – The Beginning of the End'Welcome to the Surreal Life, on VH1. On today's episode the new housemates get acquainted with their surroundings, get acquainted with each other, and a certain hanyou(half demon) gets acquainted with the carpet.'
A white stretch limo pulled up to the front steps of a gorgeous mansion and the driver walked around to the back door and opened it. The first person out was a teenage girl with long black hair and big brown eyes. She was wearing a blue knee-length skirt with a pink short sleeved shirt and white casual shoes. She reached behind her and pulled out a huge yellow backpack, which she struggled to carry.
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"Well, my name is Kagome Higurashi, and I'm fifteen. I came here from Japan just for an adventure and a break from everyday stress."
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The next person to step out from the vehicle was young man wearing traditional purple and black robes. His hair was also black, but it was short and pulled into a pony tail, and his eyes were a deep shade of blue.
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"I am the monk Miroku, will any young ladies out there do me the honor of bearing my children?"
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Another person appeared through the tinted windows of the limo, but as she was about to step out a blur of red swept her away to the others. She stumbled a bit and was caught by Miroku and blushed a bit as he looked into her chocolate eyes. Suddenly her look went from embarrassed to angry as she slapped Miroku in the face, leaving a large red handprint. "Lecher!" she screamed as she sighed in aggravation. "What was that for?" the blue eyed monk asked. "You idiot, go grope somebody else!" "Sorry, m'lady, but such beauty and perfection cannot be resisted." She blushed as she tried her best to hide it by burying her face in the palms of her hands, but Kagome smiled at her with a knowing look on her face.
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((A/N: Just in case any of you get confused, you can only see what one person is saying at a time, so it's like… sitting next to someone who's on the phone. I hope that all made sense.))
"What do I do? … You mean just look at the little red light and talk? This place is so strange, Kagome. Now? Oh, okay, sorry. … Well, my name is Sango, and I am a demon slayer by trade. Kagome brought us all here so we can take a bit of a vacation and relax for awhile, though I don't see how anyone could relax in this place!"
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The red 'blur' that had swept Sango away was now standing a few feet away, easily slinging Kagome's heavy backpack over his shoulder. He had long silver hair and golden eyes, and he wore a traditional red outfit. "Feh," he said with a bit of smug look on his face, "you humans are so slow." Sango looked at him, slightly annoyed, but tried not to let it show too much. "You didn't have to pick me up ya know! I was fine on my own, thank you very much." Kagome smirked and added, "InuYasha, patience is a virtue ya know." "Feh, whatever. I ain't steppin foot in that white contraption again, that's for sure!"
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"What is this thing? …What's a camera? …I ain't talking to that thing! –SIT!THUD- What the hell was that for? … Okay, okay, I'll do it! I'm InuYasha, I'm only here for Ramen. There, I'm done."
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Commercial Break-
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after several seconds of a deafeningly high pitched beeping sound-
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"Okay, is everybody here?" Kagome asked. "Yeah, let's get movin already, I'm starving!" InuYasha ordered as they each walked through the door into the mansion. To the left was a hallway, and directly in front was a large living room with several couches and different types of chairs to sit on. Kagome led everybody down the hallway, which had a bathroom and two bedrooms, and then led to a flight of stairs. Upstairs there was another bathroom, a large hallway closet, and three more bedrooms.
"Alright, first thing's first, who wants to sleep where? There's the three bed rooms upstairs, and two downstairs, but two more people are supposed to be coming." Kagome explained. "I'd like to sleep wherever the ever-so-lovely Sango sleeps." Miroku suggested. Kagome slapped him in the side of the face, once again leaving a large red mark on his cheek. "Thanks, Kagome." Sango said. "Anytime. That was actually pretty fun!" "Why me?" Miroku asked as he rubbed his face. "Because you can't keep your perverted thoughts to yourself, ya stupid monk." The silver haired half demon replied.
"Guys! C'mon, let's get serious here for a minute!" Kagome bit out. "Look, InuYasha can have the first room after the stairs, Miroku can have one of the downstairs rooms, and Sango and I will share one of the upstairs rooms." Miroku frowned, "Aww, why do I have to be downstairs all by myself?" "Ain't it obvious? The girls need me to protect them from you and your lecherous ways, ya stupid monk." InuYasha said smugly. "Right, and Sango and I can share a room, which leaves two rooms for the other two people." "Oh yeah Kagome, do you know who else will be coming?" Sango inquired. "I haven't a clue really, but somebody said that we knew them or something."
-Later-
Everyone was sitting around the kitchen table eating when the doorknob started to jiggle.. InuYasha immediately slurped down his last bit of Ramen and jumped up to unsheathe the Tesusaiga, ready for battle. His silky soft ears ((Don't you wanna touch em!)) twitched as he heard mumbling coming from outside. "How does this thing work?" "Shut up and let me do this!" "Oh it's shiny!" "Idiot" "Push it!" "It won't go!" "Just break it down!" InuYasha took a step back as he sniffed the air and Kagome darted past him to save the door from a dismal fate. Just as she opened it a blur of browns flew past and hit the floor hard.
"Koga?" she asked, looking confuzzled. As the figure stood up, he flipped his long black ponytail and scanned his surroundings with his pure turquoise eyes. He had pointed ears, as if he was trying to imitate Dr. Spock ((sp?)) from Star Trek. "Kagome, it's been far too long." He said as he walked over to take Kagome's hand, but InuYasha jumped in front of Kagome protectively. "What are YOU doing here, fleabag?" "I've come to spend two weeks with MY Kagome, dogbreath, now move." Koga commanded. "Just try n' make me." "It'll be my pleasure."
"SIT!" Kagome screamed as the half demon came crashing to the ground. "Why? Why do I always get this?" he wondered under his breath as he peeled his face from the carpet.
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"My name is Koga, leader of the wolf demon tribe and Kagome's mate. Will somebody puh-leeez get that trough mutt-face's thick skull? For cryin out loud, that guy's as dense as a rock! Kagome is mine, not hi- Don't tell me to shut up!"
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"Heh, how cute." came a sarcastic voice. Everyone turned toward the door, where a young woman standing. Her features were similar to Kagome's but she was taller. "Kikyo?" Sango asked, already knowing the answer. "There you are, took ya long enough!" Koga whined. "I got… distracted." "Oh, really? Must be the shiny doorknob!" "Who told you!"
Everybody did an anime-style fall with huge sweatdrops on their heads, and some couldn't help but giggle.
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"Why should I talk to this modern technology? I'm sure it does not have the intelligence to respond to me. Oh lookit! There's a shiny red light! Can I touch it? It blinked! OMG! It did it again! Hello little light, my name is Kikyo, and I mean you no harm. Perhaps you and I can form an alliance and take control of Kagome and that lecherous monk.""
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-Later-
Everyone had eaten and settled into their bedrooms, and after 27 minutes of Janken ((aka Rock, Paper, Scissors)) Koga and Kikyo finally managed to choose who slept upstairs. Kikyo won and got to sleep upstairs in her own room, while Koga was stuck downstairs in the room across from Miroku's.
After four more 'SIT's and Kikyo being caught picking her nose twice, everyone decided to go to bed early. Except InuYasha of course, who couldn't help but creep through the hallways and listen to what everyone was doing. After being caught and earning another 'sit' the beaten and bruised hanyou returned to his room for the night.
'That's all for the Surreal Life, tune in next week!'
Note from the author:
That was a sucky ending, but whatever, I'm still more pleased with this than the old version. Please please please comment/review and tell me what you think! Even if you only say three words, it still lets me know that somebody actually liked it and I really appreciate that. Also, I would love ideas for crazy stunts they have to do and commercials! Thanx!