Sam
Don't mess with Sam Axe
He's a beer-chugging
Chainsaw- wielding
Alpha-Male
But, you know spies...
Bunch of bitchy little girls
However -
Miami's freelance Superhero is an ex-Navy SEAL
With guns of steel
And when it comes to the crunch
He's one tough cookie
Hell's gonna rain down
And shots ring out
Cos Chuck Finley is forever
And he smells like Old Spice and bourbon