Ex-V; These just come so naturally to me. I really should crack down and write a serious lemon again...
I knew he was close by.
He wouldn't have left town that fast, right?
It was all an accident. Just an OVA...
A terrible, horrible, truly regrettable perfect sequence of moments in time that had nothing to do with my deepest, darkest fantasies; Everyone knew it! Everyone.
People didn't genuinely believe I've always desperately longed for a legitimate opportunity to sit on his face... They thought it was an accident. It was an accident...right. It SO was...
Nobody thought I'd gladly rip every shred off that swimsuit on a waterslide with him...Who would think that?
Nobody noticed my face when he viciously groped me. That would be our secret, taken to the grave...right? Yeah...
"Erza!" I glanced over, how dare someone interrupt my deepest darkest fantasies...
But it was only Mira, hysterically pointing down a street to the left. "HE WENT THAT WAY!"
She was calling out, "You can fantasize about sitting on his face later, go find him~~!"
Aaaand now, I'm torn between a battle to the death and finding Jellal. Great-
I accelerated down the proper side street utterly failing to reprimand Mirajane for calling me out on the most obvious thing apparent to everyone.
"Ill fuck you up later-!" I called out behind me only to receive "You'll be too busy sitting on his face~~!" as a reply.
Well, I ground my teeth with the strength to pulverize bone but kept going. He was nearby...
THERE
I swear I saw him.
THERE AGAIN. So I took a pretty harsh left turn, unapologetically bulldozing an elderly gentleman through a fruit kiosk.
"Ill Pay for your hip surgery and fruit kiosk later~!" I did make sure to scream behind me, let the record show.
"NO SHE WON'T SHE'LL BE SITTING ON JELLAL'S FACE!" Mirajane was laughing hysterically, that bitch followed me. She really did.
I can see him though, rubbing his neck, making the best of an explanation to Meredy and Ultear.
So I stroll up casually.
"Hey. Got a minute?"
Ultear looked like she might die, and Meredy was unabashedly on her knees laughing. But whatevs.
Jellal hastily tied his mask entirely over what remained of his face, before answering. "Uhh...Ahem, yeah. Yes I do."
So, i designated the "come with me for a second" using two fingers and he followed, blindly, forcing me to guide his hand to spare passersby more trauma. Forcing me?
Yeah, let's go with that.
"So..." I had him cornered in the alley; Mirajane was throughly ditched and Crime Sorciere was throughly ditched.
"So..." He repeated back. I yanked the Disguise off his face, Just for a minute. I could have gone longer without seeing his face if I'd wanted...I just felt like it.
"About that..." This was harder than i thought. What was i going to say? Why would i fail to think about that until now?? "I just thought you should know..."
"SHE'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE ANYTIME!" Mirajane Screeched from the roof over our heads.
MIRA JANE.
MIRA YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.
EX-V; Review if you want more or more like it? Or that Lemon? Whatever you'd like, honestly. I reply to every review~