Book the 12th: The Fervid Flames

Disclaimer & Introduction

Characters used in The Fervid Flames belong to both Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket) and HarperCollins Children's Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers.

Dear Reader,

You have obviously come here by mistake, so please click the "x" on the right-hand side of your screen, or shut down your computer as a whole, because this story only tells the next chronicle in Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaires' woeful childhood and their dreadful journey to find the V.F.D. headquarters, which certifies as the vilest yet.

I can find no reason why anyone would take on the load of reading such affairs including a newspaper clipping, a Volunteer Factual Dispatch, a series of couplets, a message sealed in a horseradish factory, angry cheseemakers, and an avenue indwelling inside of a notorious villain's home.

It is my dismal pledge to explore every happening the Baudelaire siblings' lives and record them into this burdensome book; you however, should pledge yourself to reading less miserable tales.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket


Authors Notes:

I need to know what you think about it, so please read and review! Advice would be good, too. I would like to see what people would like to see in an ASOUE fan fiction.