Lucy quietly hummed a sweet tune. She washed her hands and slipped on her oven mitts. Mumbling a few words to her song, she pulled a lasagna out of the oven.

Crash

"Oh no." She sighed, freezing in place. She knew what this meant. And it wasn't good.

"Lucyyyy!"

Oh god. Why did he always do this?

"Luc- oh there you are." He slowed down as he entered the kitchen. His eyes darted to the pan in her hands.

"And great you have ammo." He grabbed the scalding pan out of her hands and ran out just as quickly as he came in. Lucy stood there in shock; something she realized happened a lot lately. She started out the window to see Natsu smash the lasagna into the side of their neighbors face.

"Nashi!" Lucy called and almost immediately a small, coral haired girl came rushing in.

"Yes mama?" she ran over to the blond, grabbing her pants leg.

"Go get mommy her phone, sweetie, we're having pizza tonight. " Lucy kept staring out the window to see her husband get a punch to the face and start to climb over the fence. That's where she had to draw the line. She opened the window and stuck her head out.

"Natsu if you don't get inside right now you can forget about dinner and you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight!" she knew that would get to him, he hated sleeping alone and missing dinner even more.

"Later shitface!" he yelled at the raven haired man, who was still clutching the side of his face. Lucy swore that had to be at least a second degree burn.

"You'll pay for this freak!" He shook his fist and started walking back into his house as well. "And we're keeping the pan!"

"Here mommy." A small voice said. The six year old handed her mother the cell phone.

"Thanks Nashi."

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"Why'd you order pizza? You know your cooking is better than anyone else." He complained.

"Well, I did make a lasagna." She said rather sarcastically. She grabbed three plates out of a cabinet.

"Great. Where is it?" he took the plates out of her hands and started to set the table.

"Ohh I don't know may be the ground on our neighbor's back yard!" she practically yelled.

"Oh yeah. That was hilarious, right Luce?" She felt herself get angrier by the minute.

"I swear sometimes you're more annoying than my students." She felt her right eye twitch.

That's when the doorbell rang.

"He totally deserved it though." He called as he went to the door. As soon as he opened it he realized that something was up.

Two figures stood there, one with luscious blue hair who clutched the arm of the other, who had black hair and a bandage over his right temple.

"Juvia wants an apology." The blue haired one spoke first.

"Really?" He was in utter shock, "no punch to the face? No kick in the shin? Now I'm surprised because when I see you at my door what I would expect is a hospital bill going to one of our addresses the next day."

"Look bud, just do what the lady says or neither of us will be hearing the end of it. According to her, we should solve this "non-violently". " He did little finger quotes. They just stared at each other

The sound of a car door opening and closing told him that the pizza guy was here, giving him the best idea.

"You know what? Yeah! In fact how would you two like to work things out over dinner?" he grabbed the box out of the man's hands and replacing it with a crumpled up twenty dollar bill.

"Juvia loves that idea. What do you think Gray?" she hugged his arm noticeably tighter.

"Yeah, it'll be great," Natsu said before Gray could even answer, "Look Gray," he popped the box open and pulled out a slice, "you can have the first piece." He slammed the pizza into the man's face, leaving both him and his wife in silence.

"Don't come back." Natsu closed the door and walked back into his house to find a completely dumbstruck Lucy.

"I give up! You will never stop fighting with him will you?" she stomped towards the stairs, disappearing to the next floor. That's where she saw the cause of the earlier crash. A broken window and a rock lying on the floor just ahead of it.

"God. Why must he always do this?"

A/N Thanks so much for reading I'll do a part two soon. trust me it'll get more interesting as i get into later parts. Thanks again! please tell me what you think it would mean alot, even if it is constructive criticism, im always open to it :)