I don't own IY, RT does. More "shitty" poems from moi.
Ass of Fire II
Ass of fire,
I ain't no liar,
This time flames'll be even higher!
Hungry 4ever,
Have big desire
To eat some major-ass appetizer.
Sorry, Gomen!
My puny brain
Told me to raid yellow bag again.
Trojans?
Scented lotions?
Duct tape, rope, and sex potions?
This is inane!
Girl got an 'inkling'?
What the fuck is she thinking!?
Sex? NOT!
It's too f'n hot!
Gimme an iced tea and a donut!
Gawdammit!
Where vittles at!?
Success! Food! Yay! Got it!
Pulled out bowl
Of instant gruel.
Add hot h20 & totally gobble.
Still famished.
Yet more grub
To my belly needs 2b added!!
Ate tacos, pizzas,
Chili-burgers, fries,
And 300 gallons of Ben & Jerry's …(BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!)
So not sexy…
Is hurting my fat belly…
Look out, things gonna get UGLY.
Smelling
And sniffing….
Fuck! I again be da stinking!
1 hour b4 long
Something's wrong!! .
Intestines tooting another song.
Toot, TOOT!
Flatulent Flute!
Break wind talent blowout!
I'm a composer:
Blew friends over
With latest musical number.
No more towns:
Ass vibrations
Shook all of the Japan nations!
It's grand!
My homeland
Looks like a giant waffle, man!
Japan's a wreck:
Flat as a pancake. (Where's the syrup?)
Angry mob coming for me quick…
Air is stuffy,
Villagers huffy,
Friends threatening to call in Fluffy! O.o
Friggin' Monk!
Up to me he slunk
& hit me in the head with a slam dunk! . (freakin' punk!)
Fell to ground
With resounding THUD!
"OSUWARI!" was last the thing I heard.
Groggily awoke
To find so stuck
Up & duct taped to my ass a giant CORK!
Feels drafty,…
And a tad bit niplee…O.
Grrr! Clothes have been removed from me!!
Friends say
Until gas is away
For all eternity here I will completely lay. (Yippee kay-yay)
Ran outta luck…
Naked in the buck…
My so-called friends are truly THE SUCK!
To make more ill
Villagers gave me bill:
"Please pay this amount, you half-demon swill!"
No more hero,
For I gotta pay yo!
Because in order to make a shit load of dough,
For all eternity
I'll be in slavery
Pimping myself out in some sick artist's doujinshi…