A/N: for Mac. She wanted random, so I giveth her random. Fabian and Gideon Prewett are my lovers.
Hogwarts Streakers
"Ready Fab?"
"Ready Gid."
Two tall, perfectly identical twins, both with dark hair and brown eyes, nodded. It was only a few days after exams, and everyone was outside enjoying the weather. In celebration of the success of completing their NEWTs. The two Gryffindors decided that this was a great time for a little fun and games.
Fabian was first to shed his rob, Gideon followed in suite and the two of them mounted their brooms.
In their heads, they imagined women swooning and men gazing in obvious jealousy. They imagined becoming legends in their own right.
Well they were half right.
And they did earn a good laugh.
"You two," the lovely Professor McGonagall snapped at them as they landed, half the entire population of Hogwarts staring at them. "Put your clothes on and come with me."
Fabian and Gideon exchanged a secret twin-grin and dressed quickly, following their Head of House into her office.
"So what's the verdict, Professor," Gideon began.
"Detention? Scrubbing bedpans? Well?"
"None of the above."
They blinked, their smiles faltered. They looked at each other, uneasy.
"…Then…what?"
"Ten points from Gryffindor each, and I will be writing-"
"Wait!"
"No!"
Both of the boys leapt from their seats, terrified of what might leave McGonagall's thin lips.
"-your sister."
"Please don't!"
They fell down on their knees, holding their hands up and begging the Diety McGonagall for mercy.
Unfortunately for them, McGonagall is a merciless Goddess and the next day brought an enraged Molly Weasley to the school.
"She was too angry to even send a Howler," Fabian whispered to Gideon.
"We're going to die aren't we?" Gideon asked Fabian.
"I think so…"
"What," Molly started, her red hair falling out of a bun, her face red, her eyes narrowed. "Exactly were you thinking?!"
"It was just good fun, Molly, really," Fabian said.
"You flew around the school naked! That's not good fun, that'sridiculous and stupid!" she shouted. Younger students had stopped to watch, interested.
"I'm sure Arthur thought it was funny," Gideon said.
"That'snot the point!" Molly snapped.
Fabian pulled out his wand and conjured up a small white flag out of midair. He waved it, he and his brother hanging their head in shame.
"We're sorry Molly."
"Please don't hurt us."