Sushi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or Naruto Shippuden.
Note: Sorry that it is in script format, but it looked very messy typed normally because of all the dialouge.
*It was a proud day for the Akatuski. For they had just killed Sasuke's prized pet, loggy. In celebration, they decided to throw a party.
Itachi: Master Pain, what would you like for our celebration?
Pain: I would like some Sushi, and Megan Fox!
Itachi: Very well. Kisame, you pick up your dead fishy friends, and I'll pick up the Fox!
*The party resumed for hours, and well into it, Itachi finally returned.
Pain: Where is Megan Fox?
Itachi: Oh, she's not coming, uh... when I got there... she like got a disease or something... when I was... "hanging" with her.
Tobi: Oh, does she have swine flu?!
Itachi: Yes Tobi. She has Swine flu.
*Doorbell rings
Pain: that must be Kisame!
*Opens door
Pain: Pizza Hut?
Dude: Ya. We deliver sushi now.
Pain: Whatever, we'll take it. Hey everyone, sushi is here!
*Opens the container of sushi
Diedera: Wait... why is the sushi blue?
Sasori: ... Where's Kisame? ...