Ed's cooking
I cannot cook. even at 19. Pathetic I know. On the day I came up with this I was trying to fry potatoes... they came out half cooked... I'm sad now!
I don't own FMA. Alas I will only be able to drool over Roy-chan and sigh. I'm even sadder!
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Today was special! Today Ed was going to make the Taisa lunch and announce his love. If only Ed knew how to cook.
"Nii-chan? Why don't you just use a cook book?" Al said as chopped up vegetables flour, and... something else (and trust me, you nor Al want to know what it is) went flying about their little kitchen.
"Because, Al, those things are for women. That and the fact that they make no sense." Ed poured a bowl of what looked like meat into a frying pan. It began to sizzle and soon caught fire. "AH! Good god help us!" Ed yelled flapping his arms around. "Water! Water I need water! Al get me some water!" Al quickly filled up a bucket and splashed it over Ed and the fire. "Thanks." Ed said sarcastically, moving his wet bangs out of his face.
"You're welcome, Nii-chan. If you start another fire just call me." Al said leaving the kitchen. His brother was hazardous to be around, and even worse in the kitchen.
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All day. Ed had been waiting all day to give his lunch box to Taisa. Ed knocked on the door.
"Come in." called roy's voice behind the door and what a beautiful voice it was. ' stop day dreaming about his voice and go see him!' Ed told him self. Then he would be able to see that evil but gorgeous smirk and playful sly eyes and that amazingly soft hair!plus that well toned face. Roy Mustang was God's gift to women and men alike! "Are you going to come in or not?" that wonderful tenor voice broke into Ed's romanticizing. Ed made a squeaking noise and entered. " hello fullmetal. What are you doing here?"
"I-I came to give you this." Ed could feel heat creeping up his cheeks. He held out the lunch box,
which surprisingly Roy took.
"What for?" Roy asked opening the box and looking at the contents.
"B-because..." oh god! He was acting like a giddy school girl! But roy was so damn hot! "Because I love you!" Ed blurted out.
Mustang raised his eyebrows. "Is that so? Well why should I waste the hard effort time and emotions you put into this?" Mustang picked up the sandwich and took a bite... and immediately
spit it out. He packed up the rest of the food and threw it in the garbage. "It's the thought that counts, Fullmetal" at first Ed was very sad then happy at the prospects of what that could mean.
"Do you mean...?" Roy nodded. Ed jumped up and down , ran over to Roy and kissed him on the cheek and ran out of the office. "I'm going to go make you another!"
As soon as Roy was sure Ed was out of ear shot Roy started going crazy! "GOD! Have mercy on my tastebuds!"
Owari!
Hugs Roy chan plushie reveiw please!
