Lets wake up Ed day!!
every one was doing their normal stuff around the office, Ed made himself at home on one of the sofa's, and every one else ran around crazily except for the colonel who read the paper.
"hey full metal, isn't this Rizenbool?" asked the Colonel
"really asked Al first, Ed had fallen asleep
"no, just trying to wake him up!"
"easy!" said first lieutenant Hawkeye, she went up to Ed and pointed the gun at his face
"Edward-Elric! Wake up or so help me I'll blow your brains out!" said Hawkeye with every one watching what was happening
"... insert snoring sound ..."
"this'll wake him up!" said FL Hawkeye FL stands for first lieutenant! who then shot of her gun at the ceiling and got a couple of startled and angry shouts, but to no avail!
"I'll try!" Fuery said, he went over to Ed and stopped Air from going up his nose, Ed struggled for a while and Every one thought he'd wake up but he started breathing from mouth
"i know!" said Al rushing out of the room, he came back in 5 minutes later with some milk which he poured a bit down Ed's throat, but Ed didn't stir
"I'll give it ago!" said Roy wanting to join in the fun, he bent down next to Ed and placed his lips softly on Ed's, he could feel Ed kissing back so back off but it seemed Ed's was still asleep, every one laughed because they couldn't wake him up, then someone barged into the room creating a load bang then Ed's eyes shot open and he sat up instantly
"whys everyone around me?" asked Ed, only to have every one burst out laughing
"what!!"
"your one of a kind Ed!" said Every one
the end!