-The Legend of Zelda: Island of Dreams-

Narrator: Hello, children. It's been a while since I've seen you. How are you?

Boy: Great, sir!

Girl: Fine, I guess.

Narrator: So, what story should I tell you today?

Boy: The story of Pi'illo Island!

Girl: I love that one! Please, sir!

Narrator: Pi'illo Island? I've told you that one over nine-thousand times already!

Girl: Pleeeeeease?

Narrator: Oh... well, alright. Just warning you, though, it's pretty scary.

Boy: Come on! I eat nightmares for breakfast!

Narrator: If that's true, you would've been a valuable asset to the heroes of this story. Now let us begin...

Many years ago, the great land of New Hyrule was founded by Queen Tetra and her brave soldiers. They had a fierce battle with Malladus, the demon king who had ruled over the lands, a battle that spanned several generations of heroes and princesses. Over time, the Spirit Tracks, the bonds of Malladus, became depowered, so people developed airships as a means of travel. it was then that they discovered Pi'illo Island.

Pi'illo Island was a small but mysterious isle, that was watched over by an ancient race of beings called the Pi'illos. These Pi'illos were blessed with a power given to them by the goddesses of old. It was the power to open the rift between the real world and the world of dreams. Eventually, the New Hylians and the Pi'illos began breeding exclusively within the royal families of both races, making Hylians with the dream power of the Pi'illos. These Hylians were called Dream Sages, and left Hyrule to help the Pi'illos. It was an era of peace between the two kingdoms- but it was not to last.

One day, a portal opened from the Dream World counterpart of the Hylian Twilight Realm, which the Pi'illos referred to as the Slumbering Realm. A fierce being made of nightmares, the antithesis to the Pi'illos' dream power, and Twilight Realm technology, which far surpassed the Hylians', emerged. This fowl being, known to both kingdoms only as "Antasma", began slaughtering every Dream Sage he could find. The Pi'illos attempted to stop him, but Antasma was too powerful for them, and he killed every last Dream Sage on the island. By that point, he attempted to take over Pi'illo Island, using a powerful relic called the Dark Stone. It took many weeks, but the Pi'illos managed to shatter it, using the influx of power to seal Antasma within the Dream World permanently. However, the seven shards of the Dark Stone spread across the island, and their concentrated fear and terror turned the Pi'illos into nothing more than small petrified rocks. Over time, the Hylians forgot about their fallen allies, and the Pi'illos dropped from Hylian history entirely.

Well, not ENTIRELY...

You see, there was one member of the royal family who was spared this fate. And that person began ruling over the Hylian kingdom, and their bloodline continued throughout the many peaceful years. Well, maybe not peaceful, considering the three little incidents that happened along the way, but those aren't important.

What is important is that the power of the Pi'illos continued through the Hylian royal family until now, where it rests in the last remaining, though completely unwitting, Dream Sage.

A little girl named Princess Zelda.

And THAT is where the story really begins, my children. Sit back, grab some popcorn and turn off your cell phones-

Boy: What's a cell phone?

Narrator: Who's telling this story?! Ahem- as I tell you the true tale of Pi'illo Island.

== HAHA! Bet you weren't expecting THIS! BOOM!

Anyway, like my other project, Pikmin Exploration, I'll put some notes down here if I've made anything up. Thanks for reading, and please review!