The Dark Lord's Patronus
by coolhacker1025, and based on a fanfiction entitled, "My Patronus is a Dalek" by Rowen Morningstar, and of course the Doctor Who franchise by BBC/BBC Wales Crymu. Daleks were created by Terry Nation. Harry Potter, and all related indicia are by J.K. Rowling, and Bloomsbury Publishing, Scholastic Books, Warner Bros., et al. Takes place pre-"Face The Raven" (for Doctor Who) and AU 6th or 7th year for Harry Potter
The Dark Lord cast his Patronus for the first time in his life, and saw a creature take shape. Roughly the shape of a pepper-pot with semi-spheres across its body, and with objects that looked like a plunger and a whisk sticking to its middle.
"EXTERMINATE" shouted the Patronus/Dalek, which then proceeded to use one of its arms to shoot at the Dementors.
"You see what power I have!" shouted Voldemort. "You will obey me."
It was only a few seconds later that he realised that the Dalek had gone rogue, and was "EXTERMINATE"-ing everything in sight. There was a flash as ministry Aurors approached. They stood for a few seconds, trying to dispel the Patronus, but Apparated away quickly when it pointed the gun at them.
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"Professor!" called a voice from the fireplace in the Headmaster's Office at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"Yes, Nymphadora," asked Albus Dumbledore. "What is it?"
"There's an emergency, Sir," she responded.
"Death Eaters?" asked the Headmaster.
"Worse," said Dora. "I've never seen anything like it. It looks like a Patronus, but it is killing everything in sight."
"Please come through, Nymphadora," said the Headmaster. After she did, he asked for a description of the 'Patronus'.
"It sounds almost like a Dalek," said Dumbledore, after her explanation.
"A Dalek?" asked Dora. "I've never heard of them."
"UNIT keeps them under wraps as much as possible," said the Headmaster. "What I am about to say may shock you."
"What?"
"There are other planets that can support life," said Dumbledore. "Daleks come from the planet Skaro, quite a distance from here."
"How do you know so much about them?"
"I had an unfortunate incident as a child where I ran into them," said Dumbledore. "I was saved by a man named 'The Doctor'."
"I thought that he was a myth?"
"I would believe that, too, if I hadn't met him," said Dumbledore. "He was all crazy looking with a rather long scarf. He offered me a Jelly Baby. By the way, Nymphadora, would you like a sherbet lemon?"
Dora shook her head, and Dumbledore continued with his story. "Now, there are rumours or myths that there is more than one Doctor, or that he can somehow change his face, but I've never met him again."
"How would you know?"
"Have you ever been to Muggle London and seen one of their police boxes?" asked Dumbledore. "They're not quite as common any more," he responded to her negatory head shake. "The Doctor has a time machine shaped like a blue Police Box, which can go anywhere, any-time in time and space."
There was a grinding sound, and Dora went into a combat pose with her wand out.
"No need to fear, that's the Doctor's TARDIS," said the Headmaster.
A middle-aged man walked out of the doors of the TARDIS. "Albus Dumbledore? I haven't seen you in a while."
"Doctor?"
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