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Author's Notes: This is a short one-shot fic about when Saitoh quit smoking.
The Day Saitoh Quit Smoking
By: Emilee
*cough,cough* Tokio was standing in the kitchen trying to cook but the breath taking smoke stopped her. She walked up to Saitoh who was reading the newspaper smoking his cigarette.
"THATS IT!!!!!" Tokio screamed but it did not seem to phase Saitoh.
She snatched the paper from his hand. He turned to face her saying, "What did you do that for?"
"If you want me to cook you are going to cook it yourself or stop smoking."
"WHAT!!!!!" Saitoh said lighting another cigarette.
Tokio took it out of his hand and threw it outside. "NO MORE!!!!!!"
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*Tomorrow is Saitoh's birthday and I know exactly what to get him. he he he.*Tokio thought.
She walked into a store and got him two things:A sign that said, If you are smoking then keep your BUTT outside, and a new product called Smoke Away.
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*Wretched woman, she knows that I can't cook and I am not and will not quit smoking.*Saitoh thought reading his newspaper.
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The next day Tokio walked into the kitchen with Saitoh's presents. He paid no attention to her because he was reading his newspaper. She snatched it out of his hand like she does every morning and gave the presents to him. He openes them and sat there with a blank stare on his face. Tokio was in the kitchen throwing away all his cigarettes.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!?????"Saitoh screamed.
"That new product is going to make you stop smoking and if it doesn't then you will have to wear that sign around your neck all the time."
"Okay I will try to stop."
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One week later. Saitoh was walking to an old building where himself and his friends hanged out. One of them said to Saitoh, "Hey Saitoh, do you want a smoke." Saitoh drew his sword and put it to his friends neck saying, "Don't you know what that thing can do to your lungs?" Saitoh walked out and went home.
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~*~THE END~*~
Author's Notes:That was funny. I came up with that after thinking on how much Saitoh smokes. Please r/r.
Author's Notes: This is a short one-shot fic about when Saitoh quit smoking.
The Day Saitoh Quit Smoking
By: Emilee
*cough,cough* Tokio was standing in the kitchen trying to cook but the breath taking smoke stopped her. She walked up to Saitoh who was reading the newspaper smoking his cigarette.
"THATS IT!!!!!" Tokio screamed but it did not seem to phase Saitoh.
She snatched the paper from his hand. He turned to face her saying, "What did you do that for?"
"If you want me to cook you are going to cook it yourself or stop smoking."
"WHAT!!!!!" Saitoh said lighting another cigarette.
Tokio took it out of his hand and threw it outside. "NO MORE!!!!!!"
*
*Tomorrow is Saitoh's birthday and I know exactly what to get him. he he he.*Tokio thought.
She walked into a store and got him two things:A sign that said, If you are smoking then keep your BUTT outside, and a new product called Smoke Away.
*
*Wretched woman, she knows that I can't cook and I am not and will not quit smoking.*Saitoh thought reading his newspaper.
*
The next day Tokio walked into the kitchen with Saitoh's presents. He paid no attention to her because he was reading his newspaper. She snatched it out of his hand like she does every morning and gave the presents to him. He openes them and sat there with a blank stare on his face. Tokio was in the kitchen throwing away all his cigarettes.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!?????"Saitoh screamed.
"That new product is going to make you stop smoking and if it doesn't then you will have to wear that sign around your neck all the time."
"Okay I will try to stop."
*
One week later. Saitoh was walking to an old building where himself and his friends hanged out. One of them said to Saitoh, "Hey Saitoh, do you want a smoke." Saitoh drew his sword and put it to his friends neck saying, "Don't you know what that thing can do to your lungs?" Saitoh walked out and went home.
* * *
~*~THE END~*~
Author's Notes:That was funny. I came up with that after thinking on how much Saitoh smokes. Please r/r.
