Heres a little song I wrote in tribute to Suckshaft (Hurley's pet name for Driveshaft Charlie's band) about everyones favourite baby...Turnip Head. Pick your favourite tune and sing along...
Turnip
Head In the middle of an ocean, somewhere weird, Peanut
butter! A French lady came and she took him
away, Peanut butter! Dharma, karma, They opened up the
hatch for a place to stay, Peanut butter!
A freaky
island kind of appeared.
A land that'll fill you with fear and
dread-
This is the birthplace of Turnip Head!
Peanut butter!
Turnip Head you little nutter!
Cries
when he's happy,
Cries when he's sad-
Don't push the
button?
Bad! Bad! Bad!
But fate decreed that he should stay.
Turnip Dad went and
fetched him back,
Whats he stashing in his little
rucksack!
Peanut butter!
Turnip Head you
little nutter!
Cries when he's happy,
Cries when he's sad-
Push
the button?
Bad! Bad! Bad!
Trauma,
drama,
Locke or Jack?
Eat a banana!
But Turnip didn't like it anyway-
He
wanted to stay on the beach with his Mum
Because hes an Aussie, a
true surf bum.
Peanut butter!
Turnip Head
you little nutter!
Cries when he's happy,
Cries when he's
sad-
Push or don't push?
It's just as bad.