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Summary: The simpler moments in life are always the most memorable.

Rated M for sexually suggestive themes and cursing.

Pairing: Genos/Kagome

IN COLLABORATION WITH: Beautiful Phantom!

Simplicity

Chapter One: Setting Boundaries

A monochrome of scarlet lit up the evening's sky through the window. Kagome nodded her head as she watched the eggs sizzle over the skillet. They were nearly cooked! A small fleck of cooking grease popped off from the surface with a loud crackle. Her mouth twitched as the liquid landed on her arm, causing a familiar itching sensation. She quickly wiped the offending liquid from her arm before returning to her masterpiece. The yolks of the eggs were now less runny and more solidified. Cobalt eyes lightened up as she realized that the food was no complete. The teen nodded happily as she plated the food and called her roommates to dinner.

"Genos! Landlord-sama! Food is ready!"

There was a synchronicity of footsteps piling swiftly down the hallway—one set sounding much heavier and metallic than the other. The dark-haired teen's face lit up as the two appeared from around the corridor. She presented the food to them and smiled up brightly.

"Let's dig in!"

Genos returned her smile with a small, appreciative one of his own. Saitama gave a brief thanks before swiftly shoveling the food into his mouth. Kagome sat in directly next to the blond cyborg. The two had known each other for upwards of four years now. They had met shortly after their home had been destroyed. She had gathered up the injured boy in her arms and tried to find him a doctor that would see to his wounds. On the way there they ran into Doctor Kuseno. Because Genos' body had been so far damaged, they only had one option left to spare his life and that was to turn him into a cyborg. Kagome had originally been skeptical about the idea however the good doctor has proven his capabilities as he brought the teen back to his former self. Or at least as close one could get. Kagome closed her eyes at the memory. It seemed so long ago now. Still, she opened her eyes to glance at the male next to her. Though she knew that she wouldn't trade that memory for anything.

Even though he was using one hand to hold his chopsticks to eat, his other suddenly fell to her thigh. He let his hand rest there comfortably, his face never giving way to his deed. There was one thing that Doctor Kuseno had been adamant about, and that was ensuring that his patient would be able to experience life as comfortably as possible. The teen slowly consumed her meal as Genos' hand gently caressed her leg. One of the things he did was install sensors on nearly every part of the hero's body. From his fingertips to his toes, there were sensors that detected touch and the degree of hardness or softness. According to Genos it wasn't exactly the same as the real thing but similar enough. After they had started dating two years ago he developed a sudden obsession of touching her constantly. When she asked about it, his response was that it felt nice. Kagome later found out that he had a particular fondness for feeling soft things—though he'd never admit that out loud. Especially not in front of his beloved teacher.

As she took a bite out of her food, Kagome noted that it was rubbery, and almost greasy however the flavor was still quite delicious. It was a delicate mixture of the eggs and seasoning that was of her own creation.

"It turned out great. Thanks." Genos stated gratefully as he placed his chopsticks on his plate. His golden eyes scanned the kitchen slyly. The tips of his fingers trailed a line from her thigh down to her knee before moving back up again. The movement raised goosebumps over the affected skin. A pleasurable chill went down her spine. She knew what that was key word for. The doctor had also installed other things as well. But now wasn't the time to think about it. Her gaze turned towards the bald man sitting across from them.

"There's more if you want some." She gave him a knowing smile. He nodded, reluctantly removing his hand from her person to retrieve more food.

"Could you guys stop doing that in public? It's not exactly comfortable watching." Saitama interjected as he finished his plate as well. Kagome's face turned beet red but a playful smirk spread across her lips.

"It's cheaper than porn."

There was a sound of something porcelain crashing to the ground. She cringed. Whoops, perhaps that comeback went too far? Genos stumbled out of the kitchen, holding the shattered pieces of his plate. He shook his head and pretended that nothing had happened. Saitama on the other hand stared at her in a strange mixture of horror and disgust.

"Yes, and so that's why you've left your toys in my room this morning? You thought that it'd be cheaper?" His gaze hardened on the girl. He wasn't exactly a fan of waking up to something plastic swirling in circular motions beneath his pillow… Once he discovered the 'object' he had recoiled in pure horror. The sounds of his screams had awaken the entire household in terror. Kagome had doubled over in laughter and his disciple had stood in motionless shock at the threshold of his doorway. The only good thing was that it appeared to not yet have been used. It would seem that Genos' girlfriend, whom he had graciously allowed to live with them temporarily, had a particular obsession with trolling everyone who crossed her path—and quite horribly too!

"Hey, at least I didn't make ass eggs again as you so kindly put it!" She grinned as the young man's face contorted even more.

"Well then what would you call eggs that you made over your boyfriend's flaming ass!?" This time it was Genos' turn to intervene.

"That was my fault teacher. I was the one who broke the oven so we had to find another way to make food that night." He approached his sensei and gave a low bow, "Forgive me for that."

Kagome waved her hand, "Just don't smash a monster's face onto the range repeatedly anymore. I don't think any of us want to put out the money it'd take to replace it again…" She trailed off. This was another thing she loved. During the few months she had taken residence here she had noticed a particular air of gloom and despair. So to help combat that, she would start pulling pranks and tricking the men who lived with her. Genos was very tolerant of her antics and Saitama, well his reactions were always quite entertaining to watch. Besides it wasn't like she just bought things to taunt her landlord with, she often used them later in the night too. Though Genos often helped with that. The young woman coughed into her hand to help clear her mind of the rather interesting images.

"Anyways," Kagome started, attempting to get the conversation back on track, "I apologize for the inconvenience as well landlord-sama. We'll keep it to a minimum from this point forward." She bowed respectfully to the older man. Her dark hair spilled over her shoulder like a curtain of black water. Genos' eyes lit up even more than before. She cast him a wayward glance. She knew what that look meant…

"See that! That's exactly what I'm talking about!" Saitama raged, he quickly pointed for Genos to take a seat as well. "I think it's time we've had a heart to heart." The bald hero's face was hard and serious. So the teens listened intently as he began to give his version of the birds and the bees.

"I know you two are dating. You're both of age and are consenting adults. That's fine, but if you're going to live here, there's going to be a few rules." He held up his index finger, "Rule number one, no noise after ten o'clock. I don't care if it's your planned sexy fun time or not. No noise whatsoever!" He pointed his stare over at Kagome, "That includes your music as well!" He couldn't count the amount of times he had woken up to what could only be considered 'porn music' playing in the other room followed by the obvious sounds of sex. It often lasted until dawn and he wasn't too keen on another repeat.

"Rule number two, if you're going to have sex use protection! I don't want any cyborg/human half-babies being conceived under my roof!"

Genos raised his hand, "If I may teacher, as of now I am incapable of conceiving. That is a non-issue." The boy's hand dropped to his lap once he finished. Saitama's mouth opened and then closed, "Wait, 'as of now'? What does that even mean?" The words slipped out of his mouth before he could stop them.

His disciple looked him dead in the eye,"Before doctor Kuseno gave me this body he froze my..."

Kagome sputtered and flushed once more. Did have to bring that up now?

Saitama held up his hand and interrupted the teen. "I don't need to hear the rest of that, thank you!" Damn, he did it again. That was one less thing he wanted to learn about his disciple's sexual habits. He rubbed his temples. Where the hell was he going with this? Oh yeah.

"And thirdly, if you want to have sex, do so quietly!"

Kagome shot Genos a look. Was that even possible? With the way his hands moved, she wasn't sure!

"Last and definitely the most important, DO NOT ENTER MY ROOM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!" His voice changed into a full blow bellow. The young woman stifled her laughter. She supposed that she shouldn't inform him of the fact that they never actually used his bed. She just enjoyed teasing him—albeit very cruelly, but enjoyable all the same.

"Understood teacher. I'll ensure that it doesn't happen again." Genos was quick to respond. She sighed, well there went her fun. Now her beloved boyfriend was going to be even more strict than usual on what they could and could not do.

Kagome heaved a heavy sigh. Well not like it would last forever, but it was fun while it lasted. "I understand landlord-sama. We shall abide by your rules." She chose not to add the fact that it wouldn't stop her from teasing him still. She'd just have to find new ways in doing so.

"Good, now if you don't mind I have a manga catch up on." Saitama said coolly as he left the living room in favor of his bedroom. Kagome shot Genos a knowing look.

"It's seven already. That's only three hours left."

He thought over his next words carefully, "He said no noise after ten. So we'll just have to keep quiet." Kagome's brows arched up into her bangs.

"Quiet? And how do you suggest we do that?"

Genos gave an uncharacteristic smirk, "You'll find out." Another chill ran down her spine. Somehow, she believed those words.

A/n: Soo this just ended up being a mish mash of ideas between myself and Beautiful Phantom. I've just decided to do a five-shot of all the hilarious high lights that we thought of. Mostly because I thought it'd be fun to write. If there's going to be a long story, it'll be up to Beautiful Phantom to decide if she wants to write it. For now, I'm just having a blast with this. Let us know what you think! For reference, Genos is nineteen and Kagome is eighteen. :)