Journey before and after the Pokemon League
Chapter One
Narrator: Weeks before the Pokémon League competition. Ash is practicing hard with his Pikachu.
"Pikachu, jump, damn it, jump!" Ash demanded.
"Pika, piiiika." (I can't take it anymore)
"You have to get stronger. Remember, if you don't, when you get a girl she is going to kick your ass!" Ash said.
"Piiiii" (Shoot)
"Ash is so competitive," Misty commented. But Brock wasn't listening, he was staring at twenty photos of Officer Jenny, he was sure getting hard. "Stop it!" Misty demanded as she slapped his head.
"Gee, Misty, just cause you don't look half as nice as Officer Jenny's doesn't mean you have to act like this." Brock muttered. That was when Misty was really pissed off and she did something even the write have to block out.
"What-"
"Pi?" (What?)
Ash saw Brock got brutally beaten with a whip and a lot of pictures being ripped by Misty while Togepi attempted to take out one of Brock's eyeball.
"Ooookie, that's going to be some troubles." Ash muttered and told himself not to get Misty that pissed off ever again.
"That they say trouble?" One asked hiding behind the bushes.
"Prepare for trouble!" James said.
"And-"
"And your mom is a freaking hoe!" Misty shrieked as she turned to the stupid team rockets.
"Noooo! I heard a baddy bad word." James moaned.
"Who's mom?" Jessie asked angrily.
"Both!" Misty answered.
Jessie got very very pissed. She sent out Arbok and Likitung while she took James pokeball and sent it also. Meowth was not an exception as he was being thrown into the pile of bad guys.
"Okay, Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Pidgeotto, go!" Ash said. Misty brought out Starmie and Staryu.
For once, the team rocket lasted the battle pretty long. However, Jessie saw it was hopeless.
"Uuuh," Brock just returned and he was shocked he got beat so severely. Jessie then saw her chance.
"Hey, Brocky cute boy." Jessie said in a seductive voice.
"Hey, it's the team rocket!" Brock managed to mutter.
"I see that you like officer jenny, but I got something better for you." Jessie then began to take off her jacket. Brock wasn't in for in though. She then got reeeal desperate and took off her shirt to show a black bra that looks like from the 99 women world cup. Althought it said 'Like' instead of Nike. "Would you help me to capture Pikachu?"
Brock got real hard. He then said. "I'll help you! Onix, Geodude and Vulpix, Go!" The tide of the fight was turning, Ash and Misty's pokemon is slowing down while team rocket got Brock's help.
Then Ash, Misty and their pokemons got surrounded. Onix used rock throw and created a hole in the ground and they fell in. The hole was not large though, the fall, however, hurt a lot because of the rugged edges. Before they have a single chance, rocks buried the opening above them . . .
Pretty good, eh? I'm don't have a lot of time so this is the first Chapter. I would make ones longer than that. The plot would get better from time to time. So wait for it, it wont be long. I promise.