Twas the night before Christmas and in Providence, not a creature was stirring not even a chimp..
The agents were asleep all snug in their bunks, while visions of an Evo-less world danced in their heads.
Six and Holiday had went to sleep his tie on a rack her boots in the back.
They had settled in for a night's winter nap..
When up on the keep there arose such a clatter.
Rex sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away out the window he flew in a flash, he tore open the shutters and threw out the lash.
The moon all silver and round lighted the way all through the town below.
When what to his wandering eyes would appear but Van Kleiss's carrier and all eight of the pack.
With a Driver so Sarcastic and spastic it must be Van Kleiss all creepy and quick.
More Rapid then eagles did his Coursers come, and in that moment he called them all by name..
"Now Biowolf, now Bouncer, now Breach now Circe! On I-Bol, on Jungle Cat, On Skalamander! To the Top of the Keep, to the top of the roof. Now dash away, dash away, Dash Away all!"
As Dry grass before the Hurricane did fly, when they met with an obstacle up did they fly.
So up to the keep top the carriers they flew along with Van Kleiss and his creepy mutterings of jeer.
And in a Twinkling his nose wrinkling Rex did hear up on the keep the sound of mumbling and pawing fear..
As Rex drew back into the keep to sound the alarm what should he find, but Van Kleiss coming through a hole in the wall. He was dressed in the oddest of clothes from his white streaked hair to his booted feet.
His eyes how they twinkled all red and inspired, it was plain to see he was up to mischief on that winter night.
His lips they parted a smirk coming forth and that was when Rex knew he was in trouble.
The glittering gold hand he wore wiggled as if unable to contain his excitement.
His face it was cold and when Rex shivered Van Kleiss's eyes did narrow.
Soon all of Providence was awake and running through the keep.
Even White Knight was awake and on call..
In his suit made of metal and weapons a-blaze did White Knight make his appearance on that cold winter night.
White spoke not a word just let Six lead the way and so the pack was sent on their way.
And as they were punted and going through the air on their carrier, Rex could have sworn he heard one lone little voice say Merry Christmas my shiny and to all a good night..
Authors note: Ok I broke it... I broke my mind writing this one... Consider this sort of a christmas time thing for my readers... Don't flame me too much please I did try..
disclaimer I own nothing I'm simply borrowing