The Cullen's are having a mind conversation (well, yeah just pretend they can) Emmet is getting high, and Esme has motherly pride (wow). Idk if I should continue, just a fluff review and tell me!
DISCLAIMER: IDN OWN TWLHT R NICKDEN
Translation: I do not own twilight or nickolodean.
Emmet- Hey guys you better get your butts over here or your gonna miss the Nickolodean power down!
Rosalie- Mr. Monkey man does it look like I care?
Emmet- But you look like that all the time…
Jasper- Buurrnnn
Alice- Did he just say that…
Emmet- You guy's I am just soooooo high on whatever we had for dinner
Edward- We didn't have dinner, we can't even eat ding dong
Emmet- Then what was that in the fridge, that was labeled Do Not Consume?
Alice- Emmet, do you even know what consume means…
Emmet- Well, con means bad and sume…what kind of language is that?
Rosalie- *smacks forehead* Emmet, why do I love you again?
Emmet- (hillbilly accent) becuz 'am furnny
Edward- Tough love Rose
Jasper- Shut up guys Es is coming
Esme walks into the living room seeing her children sitting so innocently (hah) on the couch gives her the sense of motherly pride. She exits back into the kitchen.
Alice- …
Rosalie- ….
Jasper- …..
Edward- ……
Emmet- …gives her the sense of motherly pride??? Geez who came up with THAT one?
Edward- not you……trust me