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Chapter 1

Snow White and The Four Dwarfs(?)

Beginning

"Do not take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

It was a cold, dark and lifeless December when Belphegor was born. His skin was as white as snow, his lips were flushed like blood, and his facial features were like what would a royalty would have. His crimson red eyes shone brightly as the moon, his golden locks perfectly complementing his snow-white skin.

He giggled as his mother placed a soft, gentle and loving kiss on his forehead. He was like an angel.

CRASH…!

The sound of the glass breaking rang through the corridors, accompanied by loud footsteps and a mourn. The baby on the crib frowned and tears began to flow in his fragile face as his lips trembled. The baby was afraid.

Bam..!

A sound of objects that were being thrown hardly and harshly was heard. Suddenly, silence filled the entire castle as heat filled the room. The castle was burning.

The baby felt the heat and started to cry, cry for help. He was defenseless and helpless.

Bang..!

The door was harshly opened and a maidservant hurriedly walked towards the crib. She picked up the crying baby and ran outside the castle. As she reached the forest, she placed the baby carefully beside a nearby bush, secretly hoping that he would be okay. She then ran back towards the castle, justice clear in her tear-filled emerald eyes.

The baby was now left in the middle of the forest, completely oblivious to his surroundings. But, he looked so peaceful and calm as if he was comfortable in his current state.

Rustle. Rustle.

A rustling sound could be heard, followed by a slow and heavy footsteps, causing the baby to shift a bit. Then, the footsteps stopped as a shadow loomed the baby. The baby then looked up, smiling as he reached up, requesting for a carry.

The shadow made a shocked and a confused sound. He sighed and hesitantly reached for the baby, tanned hands wrapping around the small form and lifting it. The stranger smiled a bit as the baby laughed. The baby was calming. The stranger then looked around, looking for any suspicious movements. After he deemed that it was safe, he ran, the baby still in his arms. The baby was in peace as he found warmth. The baby was happy.

The stranger stood in the front door of a small cottage. He slowly opened the door then walked inside it, carefully closing the door after. The baby in his arms was peacefully sleeping.

"Trash, come here."

A low, scary and husky voice filled the room and was followed by a loud "VOOOOII!"

A silver haired man angrily walked out of a room, eyebrows knitting together. "What is it, Xanxus?"

The tanned man scoffed, looking at the silver-haired man with an angry expression. "I found a baby, trash." He said as he held up the baby for the silver hair to have a better view.

The other man's eyes widened, his jaw dropped as his mind processed on what he was seeing. He was about to speak when an ear-bleeding squeal rang through their ears. The baby tensed up a bit.

"Ah~ nante kawaii aka-chan desu~!"(*) The man that can make your worst nightmare come true squealed as he skipped in front of the innocent baby.

"Vooii! Lussuria! What the heck are you doing?! Don't steal the innocence of the baby!" The silverette shouted at the man known as Lussuria.

"You're so cruel, Squa-chan!" Lussuria sighed dramatically as he backed away a little from the baby.

"Trash, what now?" Xanxus growled at the silverette, eyes filled with anger and lack of motivation.

The silverette tensed up a bit before shifting his gaze to the flamboyant male. "v-voi! Lussuria, what now?" asked the silver-haired male hesitantly at the man.

The ever-so flamboyant man rested his chin on his palm as he sighed. "Maa, Boss, you're the one who picked him up so you're the one in responsibility." He dictated, smiling a bit to lessen the stressful atmosphere.

The raven haired man shot a glare at the flamboyant male as the silver-haired man shot a look as if saying 'what the fuck are you saying you fucked up Gaylord?'

The tanned, raven-haired man was about to pull out his guns and shoot the homosexual creature but suddenly, a man popped out of nowhere.

"BOSS! I'll take the responsibility!" The man shouted as he militarily posed in front of Xanxus.

"L-levi?!" gasped Lussuria as he placed his hand over his mouth dramatically.

"V-Voii…" mumbled Squalo as his body froze.

"T-trash…" Xanxus stuttered, looking at his subordinate, shock filled his face.

"B-boss... Ore-"(**) He was immediately cut off when the baby cried.

"maa, maa. He's hungry. I think." Lussuria said, clasping his hands together in the most motherly way possible. He has read and watched tons of dramas and magazines to know what the baby needs. Also, he planned on adopting a baby because he thought that they were cute but gave up when he got arrested for kidnapping.

"Vo-vooiii. What do we feed him?" Squalo said, looking around the room. He didn't know what to do. He always hated babies because they annoy the hell out of him by their cries and frequent pooping.

'I have no fucking idea, trash." Xanxus said, glaring at everything that entered his peripheral vision, which happened to be everyone's flustered face. On the inside, he's panicking on what will happen to the baby. He was concerned with the baby. What if the baby died from the lack of oxygen? He's not used to these things. He only picked him up because he thought that it was an animal. And Xanxus, being a secret animal lover that he is, picked him up and took him in the house.

"Calm down, Boss, Squa-chan. He just wanted a milk." Lussuria said as he placed his hands on his waist.

Everyone looked up to him as if he was a life-saving hero until a certain silver-head broke the heroic atmosphere.

"But we don't have a fucking milk!" Squalo shouted, and all of them froze in an anime way.

"y-you're right." Lussuria said as his appearance changed as any anime character would if their idea wasn't effective.

"Trash." Xanxus growled as he closed his eyes to regain composture.

"t-then as promised. I, the boss's right hand man will take the responsibility!" Levi shouted as he placed his hands on his chest and squeezed his 'boobs'. "uuh.. hhnnnG!"

Squalo and Lussuria gasped. "L-levi?! What are you doing?!" Lussuria asked in a high-pitched tone. Lussuria was an open gay person but he was sure as hell that he'll never do that kind of thing.

"V-voii!" was all Squalo could shout. He was disgusted at the thought that he was living with this man for 12 years or more.

"I will produce a breast milk since there was no milk. I took the boss's responsibility!" Levi shouted as he continued to squeeze his 'boobs'. "Hhhnngg!"

"VOOIII! STOP THAT!" Squalo shouted as he tackled Levi, they made a brown cloud, rolling in the room as they struggled with each other.

"Levi, Squa-chan. Stop that.." Lussuria worriedly stated and was followed by an undeniably disturbing "ushishishi~" filled the room.

'what the fuck in the fucking world of butt slapping Buruburu Aliens?!' They all thought in unison.

They all froze and immediately snapped their heads on the grinning baby. His grin was like a Cheshire cat's, only less creepy. As they were trying to process what just happened, Xanxus spoke.

"Trash, buy him a milk. 10 bottles." Xanxus ordered to Lussuria.

"v-voi... Potassium chloride(***), 10 ml and a syringe." mumbled Squalo.

"H-hai…" Lussuria mumbled as he walked out of the cottage. Leaving his frozen comrades and the grinning baby.

They were all frozen, processing and planning on what should they do to this creepy baby.

And what awaits for them.

This was one hell of a baby.

(*) means "ah~ what a cute baby!" aka-chan means baby, aka means red. Yeah, Japanese is confusing.
(**) means I. it was used by males. (for others that might not know)
(***) potassium chloride - it numbs the heart when over-dozed. Since it was a baby, Potassium chloride will easily travel through his veins and spread out in his system and easily goes into his cells and yadayada blah blah kyun kyun. just to make things easy, the baby will die. Snow White will die, Belphegor will die, PRINCE THE RIPPER will die. the end. and, 10 ml is a big amount. and if it's injected directly... (HNNNGG... GAHK. Gkra.. DEAD.)
A/N: Buruburu aliens...?

This was one hell of a baby- yes, beelzebub animax commercial. Not kuroshitsuji. Because it's "one hell of a butler"

Note: they were young in this chapter, younger than their first debut in Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Varia version. Trust me, I'm the author.
And, since they're younger, Squalo has shorter hair. so he's still not a Shampoo Commercial worth loud mouth.

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