"Guy All The Bad Girls Want"
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a guy a little cooler than me.
His name is Soul, he's a rocker with a headband,
He wears a size twelve but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough girls
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in his eyes
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
His CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He'll never notice me!
Cause he is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough girls
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in his eyes
He likes 'em with an attitude
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
There he goes again
With his headband on, and spikes up in his hair
He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him with me!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough girl
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I don't have an attitude
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped...moped...
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
Song orig. by Bowling For Soup
3/17/13
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Maka, she's a rocker who wears white gloves,
She wears a two A, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With that miniskirt on, and pigtails in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped...moped...
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Song orig. by Bowling For Soup
3/17/13