Chichiri and the Chocolate Factory
By Li Mai
Li Mai: Hello everyone and welcome to Chocolate and the Chocolate factory!
Tasuki: What the *beep*, that's not the name! It's Charlie and the Chocolate factory!
Li Mai: That's what I said and no cussing! This is Children's theater!
Tasuki: *beep* *beep* *beep* you!
Li Mai: Oh well. Now, for our story! You know everything that's been going on...you know, Willy Wonka had all this stuff happen and now he's having a contest...
Friend Lindsey: That's right, a contest!
Li Mai: Lindsey...you aren't in this!
Friend Lindsey: Yes I am, Mrs. Casey said I was one of the narrators!
Li Mai: Not in my story!
Friend Lindsey: Fine! I don't care! *runs away*
Tamahome: Can I come out yet?
Li Mai: No!
Tamahome: Wahh!!!
Li Mai: Shut-up! We've had 4 of the golden tickets found, let's meet our lucky winners: Augutina Gloop, where are you Augustina Gloop?
Miaka: I love to eat! I could eat all day! This golden ticket is my meal ticket to eat and eat and eat!
Li Mai: Good job, Miaka, you memorized your lines!
Miaka: What lines...?
Li Mai: Err...our next golden ticket winner is Violet...I mean Victor Beauregarde, where are you Victor?
Tamahome: I like to chew gum...and I like Miaka.
Li Mai: That's not in the script!
Tamahome: But I do!
Li Mai: I don't care!
Tamahome: *cry* *cry*
Li Mai: and the third? Veruca...us Salt, where are you Verucaus Salt?
Tasuki: I hate ya all and I'm a little brat, whine, whine, *beep* *beep*!
Li Mai: No cussing and get the lines right! *throws cactus at Tasuki*
Tasuki: *Cactus hits him* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*
Li Mai: And our fourth, Mike Teavee.
Chiriko: I want to watch television! I love gangsters, with their pistols and knuckle dusters, oh boy what I wouldn't give to be one!
Li Mai: Chiriko, I love you. You memorized your lines.
Chiriko: *runs and hides*
Chichiri: Can I come out now, no da?
Li Mai: No! Now the most important character of our story, Charlie Bucket. Charlie's a good boy.
Chichiri: Yay, I'm a good boy, no da!
Li Mai: I said you aren't on yet!
Chichiri: No da?
Li Mai: ......Now you're on.
Chichiri: I found a golden ticket hooray!
Li Mai: Good job.
Miaka: Can we go eat chocolate now?
Li Mai: You aren't going to a real chocolate factory.
Miaka: You lied to me?
Li Mai: ......Yes, I did.
Miaka: Oh well, can I have chocolate.
Tamahome: How about some white chocolate?
Li Mai: Tamahome! This is a kid play!
Miaka: I like milk chocolate better.
Tasuki: Oh! Burn!
Tamahome: I'm crushed! *cry*
Li Mai: Whatever. Time for a 5 minute break! Now!
Tasuki: This is *beep*!
Li Mai: Shut-up you stupid baka!
To Be Continued...
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By Li Mai
Li Mai: Hello everyone and welcome to Chocolate and the Chocolate factory!
Tasuki: What the *beep*, that's not the name! It's Charlie and the Chocolate factory!
Li Mai: That's what I said and no cussing! This is Children's theater!
Tasuki: *beep* *beep* *beep* you!
Li Mai: Oh well. Now, for our story! You know everything that's been going on...you know, Willy Wonka had all this stuff happen and now he's having a contest...
Friend Lindsey: That's right, a contest!
Li Mai: Lindsey...you aren't in this!
Friend Lindsey: Yes I am, Mrs. Casey said I was one of the narrators!
Li Mai: Not in my story!
Friend Lindsey: Fine! I don't care! *runs away*
Tamahome: Can I come out yet?
Li Mai: No!
Tamahome: Wahh!!!
Li Mai: Shut-up! We've had 4 of the golden tickets found, let's meet our lucky winners: Augutina Gloop, where are you Augustina Gloop?
Miaka: I love to eat! I could eat all day! This golden ticket is my meal ticket to eat and eat and eat!
Li Mai: Good job, Miaka, you memorized your lines!
Miaka: What lines...?
Li Mai: Err...our next golden ticket winner is Violet...I mean Victor Beauregarde, where are you Victor?
Tamahome: I like to chew gum...and I like Miaka.
Li Mai: That's not in the script!
Tamahome: But I do!
Li Mai: I don't care!
Tamahome: *cry* *cry*
Li Mai: and the third? Veruca...us Salt, where are you Verucaus Salt?
Tasuki: I hate ya all and I'm a little brat, whine, whine, *beep* *beep*!
Li Mai: No cussing and get the lines right! *throws cactus at Tasuki*
Tasuki: *Cactus hits him* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*
Li Mai: And our fourth, Mike Teavee.
Chiriko: I want to watch television! I love gangsters, with their pistols and knuckle dusters, oh boy what I wouldn't give to be one!
Li Mai: Chiriko, I love you. You memorized your lines.
Chiriko: *runs and hides*
Chichiri: Can I come out now, no da?
Li Mai: No! Now the most important character of our story, Charlie Bucket. Charlie's a good boy.
Chichiri: Yay, I'm a good boy, no da!
Li Mai: I said you aren't on yet!
Chichiri: No da?
Li Mai: ......Now you're on.
Chichiri: I found a golden ticket hooray!
Li Mai: Good job.
Miaka: Can we go eat chocolate now?
Li Mai: You aren't going to a real chocolate factory.
Miaka: You lied to me?
Li Mai: ......Yes, I did.
Miaka: Oh well, can I have chocolate.
Tamahome: How about some white chocolate?
Li Mai: Tamahome! This is a kid play!
Miaka: I like milk chocolate better.
Tasuki: Oh! Burn!
Tamahome: I'm crushed! *cry*
Li Mai: Whatever. Time for a 5 minute break! Now!
Tasuki: This is *beep*!
Li Mai: Shut-up you stupid baka!
To Be Continued...
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