This is a parody of the Queen classic "Bohemian Rhapsody" featuring season one/two events from Lost. I wrote it during that really long winter hiatus. Well, I hope you know the tune (if not, shame on you!!)...enjoy!

Lost-hemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Or sci-fi/fantasy?
Lost on an island
Thats removed from reality.

Open your eyes
Look down in the hatch and see

Losties and Tailies
They need some sympathy
They were easy come, easy go,
Flying high, crashing low

Whenever black smoke blows
Numbers really matter to me...to me.

Mama, killed a polar bear
Put a gun against its head
Pulled my trigger now its dead.
Mama, sharks and black horses too
Am I in some kind of free range zoo?
Mama (oooOOoo) Crazy French chicks too
But I'd watch it all again this time tommorrow,
Re-runs, re-runs
'Cuz numbers really matter.

Too late! Next episode!
Sent shivers down my spine
Theories takin' up my time!
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go!
Gotta search the net for spoilers and previews...
Mama (whenever black smoke blows)
Whats true and whats a lie?
Sometimes wish I'd never joined the forums
(guitar solo by Charlie)

I see a little silhouetto of an other!
23, 42, was Ethan? Was Nathan?

Thunderbolts and Lostzilla too much of a thriller for me!!

Alvar Hanso! Alvar Hanso!
Alvar Hanso! Alvar Hanso!
Alvar Hanso, Dharma-o!
Six stations o o o o

Ana Lucia:"Nobody loves me!"
Shes just a poor cop with a bad filmography
Give her a chance, she may be Jack's remedy!

Easy come, easy go
Lostzilla let Locke go!
Lostzilla, No!
I will not let him go!
Let him go!
Lostzilla - will not let him go!
Let him go!
Lostzilla will not let him go!
Let him go!
Will not let him go!
Let him go!
Never, never never never
Let him go!
No no no no no no NO!

Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia let him go!
The mad DeGroots have Walt put aside for me...for me...FOR ME!!!!

So the numbers add upto 108!
Where did Desmond run off to in such a state?
Ooooo JJ...Oooo Damon and JJ!
Will they ever get out?
Will they ever get right out of here?

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Numbers really matter
Any fan can see
Numbers really matter
Numbers really matter to me...
...whenever black smoke blows...!