World championship of screwelf (screw up to the elf)
-Welcome everybody to the new world championship of screwelf, sponsored by Udun brewer, the official beer from Angband. Tonight will be playing Serech swamp Orcs vs. Utumno dragons.
-The teams jump on the field, which is in excellent conditions, you can see this year the new brand rock form the very bottom of Angband.
-The referee Gothmog tosses the dwarf , the dwarf falls on his head and the dragons win. Glaurung choose to kick first.
-The match begins. The dragons start attacking Dorthonion burning down the valley, the orcs don't want to be aside and take Lothlann but they are quickly repelled by Maedhros and his army.
-Remember that extra points are given to the team that kill a member of the noldorin royal family. But that haven't happened since today's referee and his team, killed the high king of the Noldor adding a thousand points extra, defeating the goblins in their first match y the professional league.
-Just for your information, the points you add are up to the kind of elf you've got killed. 20 points for a noldo, 10 points for a sinda, 5 for a green elf, 1 point for each man or dwarf you killed.
-Definitely, but remember Orcs are so stupid that they can't make a difference between one kind or another. They arre so easily deceive.
-the strategy of the dragons is quite simple, they burn down Dorthonion to make come out the elves. Do you know what kina of elves live in this place?
-Not sure, but I think they are the sons of Finarfin, high king of the Noldor in Aman.
-Well whoever they are, they come out and the battle is set.
-On the other hand, the orcs attack the march of Maedhros with all they have, nevertheless they don't get anything and run away. Shagrat the coach is very upset and gives new instructions. He orders them to attack for the flanks.
-Not much of a plan if you ask me.
-while this happens, the dragons take a considerable advantage. Wait a minute we are informed that Angrod was killed, that means 100 points extra added to the score. Meanwhile the orcs try to take Himlad in the assault, they desperately look for Celegorm and Curufin, but these elves are very slippery, and the orcs that attack the other flank aren't doing it better, we can see Maglor runnig towards Himring.
-This fortress is inaccessible, Glaurung was very clever when he picked up attack Dorthonion, oh look! Maedhros charges again and the orcs run like hell.
-We have last minute news, the dragons added another 100 point to the store for the death of Aegnor.
-Finrod comes out, and quickly he goes with his army to Serech training place of the orcs, but he is fast seeing for the dragons, who burn down the swamp trying to kill him, that is a major foul. The referee punish the dragons letting Finrod escapes from them. Finrod returns to Nargothrond and won't come out again.
-It's such a pitty, it would be nice seeing him in the field for the final match.
-It looks like the first half is going to finish, Gothmog sees his match, the store says that the dragons are winning by far.
-Certainly, if the orcs want to win the match they would have to make some changes for the second half.
-The referee tossed a dwarf to the bottom of the volcano, the first half is over.
-Draugluin and Thurinwethil were commenting for you.
-This match was brought for you by Udun, the official beer of the world championship of screwelf.
End of the first half.