Who knew the old man was so Agile?
No pov
"Dudes this surprise party is gonna be awesome! HAHA I wonder if it'll give him a heart attack?!" Exclaimed a hyperactive American that someone for some reason was given sugar (seriously WHY, WHO would think that was a good idea?) to the rest of the nations at the party, putting finishing touches on the food and decorations.
They'd even managed to get all of the Brit's ex-colonies to come wish him a happy birthday, which was a surprise in its own right. Italy was whimpering by the food table at the lack of pasta and the Large amounts of English food that was cooked, from Bangers & Mash to Crumpets to Shepard's pie and good old Fish and Chips. "Just be glad England didn't make it himself, and we got professionals to make them" explained an exasperated Germany not adding the fact they were made by English cooks…
Down the hall from the party with England and the Frog
"Shut up you bloody Frog I'll prove to you one day soon that magic is real!" grumbled the Birthday Man as he argued with his old time rival whose job had been to distract the Brit, safe to say it wasn't the hardest thing to do, especially when your frenemies. Walking up to the Meeting hall the Frenchman allowed a smirk to cover his face waiting for the priceless expression on the Brits face.
"SURPRISE" the whole congregation shouted as the door was opening, however they didn't expect England to do what he did next…
The first thing he did was punch the still smirking Frenchman in the face from long ingrained reflexes.
He then proceeded to use the floored Frenchman who was moaning about his beauty (unsurprisingly the narcissistic twit) being ruined as a springboard to propel himself into the air, landing on an equally surprised America. Before flipping onto hid twin Canada (which made it look like he was floating as somehow no one noticed him before jumping person to person knocking them down as he went until he went to jump on Prussia who was ready for it now but not for the dive kick England would aim at the Ex-nation knocking him into a wall with the force of the kick.
Landing gently on his feet like a cat would the surprised Brit calmed himself and looked at what he'd done on reflex to half the nations and immediately blushed at his actions before mumbling embarrassedly "Hehe…sorry about that mates. Its reflexes from when I was younger." He said rubbing the back of his neck. " . AWESOME DUDE! HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT? YOURE AN OLD MAN" shouted an awe-struck American getting a few nods in agreement from some other nations, mostly his old colonies. Angered by the 'old' statement the Brit exploded and began to attack the American with surprising strength and skill.
Happy the situation had been fixed he walked toward the food and took a bit of everything before getting a cup of Chamomile tea to calm himself down and help enjoy the great food.
As England got his food all the nations just stared at the unconscious American, deciding to never call England old.
An; is it bad I struggled to think of British meals, though I'm one myself?