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Emmett: Hello all you humans. I AM EMMETT!!! I RULE ALL HUMANS!!(cackles evilly)
Me: Emmett, what are you doing???
Emmett: what? I'm telling your fans you just declared me god of all humans.
Me: one, there's no such thing, and two, I didn't declare you "god of all humans"
Emmett: Yes you did. We have a contract (holds up contract), SEE!!!
Me: Emmett, this is a list of people to kill. (looks closely). HEY!! Why am I on it?
Emmett: That isn't you (laughs nervously)
Me: then why does it say, "MUST DETROY AUTHOR OF STORY"????
Emmett: .......Ummmmm....... there's a simple explanation for that....and that is......RUN!!!!
Me: COME BACK HERE EMMETT!!!! I MIGHTN'T OWN TWILIGHT BUT I CAN STILL KILL YOU OFF IN MY STORY!!!!!
Emmett: AHHH!!!!! PHYSCO AUTHOR!!!!!! YOU AND ALICE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE ASYLUM!!!
Alice: EMMETT!!!(chases after Emmett)
Emmett: SHIT!!!! EVIL PIXIE AND PHSYCO AUTHOR!!!!.....FUCK!!.....(runs into Jasper) SAVE ME FROM YOUR PHYSCO GIRLFRIENDS JAZZ!!!
Jasper: (looks at Alice and me who are about to kill Emmett) (turns to Emmett) You're on your own. (turns back to us)Enjoy ladies.
Emmett: FUCKKK!!!!
Alice and Me: (attacks Emmett)
Jasper: this is so much better than WWE. (laughs hysterically)
Me: SAY IT EMMETT!!!
Emmett: NIKKI DOES NOT OWN TWILIGHT!!!!!....OWWWW!!!!! THAT WAS MY ARM!!!!
Summary:
What happens if Renee and Charlie had three daughters instead of just Bella? What if they were identical triplets, each with a different personality? What if, when they're together, they're exactly like the Bella Swan we know and love (Stephanie Meyer's Bella)? What happens when Edward falls in love? Who will he pick and what will the others think?
Preface:
Charlie
It's been hours and still nothing. Why aren't I allowed in the room? She's my wife isn't she? They're my children aren't they? I was about to knock down the door when I heard Renee's sweet voice. "Come in Charlie."
I took a deep breath to steady myself and walked into the room to find Renee holding three of the most beautiful babies that have ever been born. All of them had light brown hair and eyes the colour of milk chocolate. One was crying, another looked around the room, curiosity alight in her milky eyes, the other was fast asleep.
Renee's hair was plastered to her face with sweat. I pushed it back before giving her a kiss on her forehead. "You did well." She smiled and I returned it. I looked at my daughters and picked up the one was crying. The moment I picked her up she fell silent in my arms. "What shall we call this one?" I planted a kiss on her little nose and she giggled. It was the sweetest sound I had ever heard.
She bit her bottom lip in concentration for a moment and then looked up at me. "Samantha Maurine."
I looked down at the squirming bundle that was my eldest daughter. " Hello Samantha Maurine Swan. I'm your dad." Her eyes became bright with joy as if she had been waiting for me to tell her this. I put her back in her mother's arms and picked up my middle child, the most curious of the three. Her eyes darted around the room and then settled on me. "You look like Nicole." I smiled. Renee nodded once in agreement. "I guess you already know who I am Nicole Maria Swan?" she waved her plump hands around as if saying, "Of course I do."
Samantha started crying once again –she wasn't the centre of attention anymore – and she woke up the youngest. "It's ok Isabella. Shhh. Go back to sleep. It's ok Isabella Marie."
I looked at Renee. "Isabella Marie?"
"I liked it and I thought you wouldn't mind." She said shyly.
"I love it. Isabella Marie Swan." I took her from Renee's arms. "My little Bella." I was so happy. I had three beautiful daughters. I was the luckiest guy in the world.
Charlie's so happy about his beautiful baby girls. Too bad he doesn't see what's gonna happen. All twilight fans will know. Renee and Charlie fight. Renee leaves with 4yr old Bella, Nicole and Samantha. (ok maybe not in the real twilight book but in my version she leaves with all three. Why do you ask? They can't stand to be apart.......you'll find out more later. ) .
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