One day in the Loud House…
Luna was watching "Mad Mad Mario 5"
*I wanna taste your chocolate doo-doo*
"BWAHHHAAAA" Laughed Luna "Thats real classic"
"Yo Luna" said Lana "Come down, dinners ready"
"Let me guess, Some bullshit like Gravy and Dick" said Luna
"No Dick" said Lana
"No cheese?" said Luna
"Just get the fuck down" said Lana
"Fine" said Luna "Dont make me bend over"
"I mean get downstairs" said Lana "and stop making so many sex jokes"
"You got it sis" said Luna "I promise no more dick, butt, dick in butt jokes again"
"Yeah, dont call me sis" said Lana "Now come on"
"No Cheese" said Luna
"Shut the fuck up" said Lana
AT the dinner table….
"Yo Lana pass the gravy my N word" said Luna
"Good you didnt say the word" said Lana
"Hey lets have a Chug Race" said Luna
"Of Gravy?" asked Lana "You are B to the ugging"
"Stop trying too act so hip" said Luna
"I CAN ACT HIP AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO AND WHY YOU ACTING HIP SAYING, HEY PASS ME THE GRAVY MY N WORD, THATS WILD RACIST" said Lana
"Someone slap me please" said Luna, shaking her forehaed
"Ok" said Lynn, Lynn slaps Luna
"YO WHAT THE FUCK LYNN" said Luna "I DIDN'T MEAN SERIOUSLY"
"Meh" said Lynn
"Yo, you read to challenge the queen of Chugs" said Lana "Or your too pussy"
"I AINT SCARED" said Luna
"You should be scared" said Lana
"Ok guys" said Lynn "3,2,1, GO"
Luna chuggs down really hard while Lana is swallowing it whole (No sex jokes -_-)
Luna then smells something
"Yo Lana you smell" said Luna
"You smell too" said Lana. After a second she realized something… the gravy she grabbed was expired. The sane with Lunas gravy
"Um.. can you check the expiration date"
"Oh Shit we should run too the toliet" said Luna
"Yeah" said Lana
They both dipped to the bathroom..
"We have too be on the toilet together?" said Luna
"Yes, so I wont soil my fucking pants" said Lana
"Yeah" said Luna "OH here comes a big one"
"I wanna taste your chocolate doo doo" said Lana
"Heh" said Luna "The Video right?"
"Yes" said Lana "Put your finger in my mouth"
"Oh fuck no" said Luna
Lori walks by
"Yo it smell like mad butt sex, with cheese" said Lori "Are you guys ok?"
"No, my ass is in severe pain and my pussy hurts" said Luna
"Thats info I really dont need Too know" said Lori
"Yeah my ass feels like it has 2 dicks in" said Lana
"My ass feels like 5" said Luna
"Holy fucking shit" said Lori "I'm out if I smell anymore im gonna go blind and deaf"
"Oh well I thought you liked the smell" said Luna
"Stop being a smart dick" said Lori
"Why thank you for calling me smart" said Luna
"I dont think its smart too drink expired Gravy" said Lori
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MALDITO PUTA!" said Luna
"Ok bye have fun shitting uncontrollably" said Lori
"Go fuck yourself" said Lana
"Ok let me grab Lunas sex toy" said Lori
"Luna? you have a sex toy?" said Lana
"That's none of your business" said Luna "and yes I get very horny at times, I use that too pleasure myself"
"I dont know why I asked" said Lana
"Yeah me neither" said Luna
To sum up. They get stuck on the toilet and go to a hospital.