Disclaimer- Dusk Maiden does not own Hunter x Hunter!
Dusk- Hi everyone! Welcome to my new fanfic Hunter x Hunter Dare Show! I'm your host and author, Dusk Maiden! But you can call me, Dusk! Now lets meet our guest!
Gon- Hi I'm Gon Freecss!
Killua- Hi!
Kurapika- Why are we here?
Leorio- Hello ladies!
Chrollo- *staring at Kurapika* Is the chain user male or female?
Kurapika- *glares at Chrollo* I'm a guy!
Illumi- ...
Hisoka- *grins creepily* Ooh! Gon and Killua are here too!
Gon and Killua- *shivers*
Biscuit- Hi everyone!
Dusk- That's all of our guest for now! More will probably be added in future chapters.
Kurapika- Why are we here?
Dusk-You here cause I forced you here! Anyway this is a show where the reviewers get to ask you questions or dare you to do what ever the fuck they went! Hehe!
Biscuit- Sounds like fun!
Leorio- So the reviewers can dare us to do anything?... *lightbulb goes on* I DARE KURAPIKA TO STRIP NAKED!
Kurapika- HELL NO! *punches Leorio in the face*
Dusk- You don't count as a reviewer, Leorio!
Killua- Old man pervert!
Leorio- Dammit!
Dusk- Let's start this with a few dares from me! Hehe!
Leorio- DARE KURAPIKA TO STRIP!
Dusk and Kurapika- NO! *both punches Leorio in the face*
Leorio- Why must you hit my handsome face?
Dusk- Anyway... Killua! *starts whispering in Killua's ear*
Killua- *starts blushing* I'm not doing that!
Dusk- I'll get you all the chocolate balls you want!
Killua-*still blushing* Fine! *goes neko and tackles Gon*
Gon- Killua! What are you doing?! KILLUA! STOP!
Leorio- Why is Killua humping Gon?
Killua- *humping Gon* Meow meow meow meow!
Dusk- I dared Killua to surprise kitty hump Gon!
Hisoka- I wanna hump Gon too!
Dusk, Killua, and Gon- NO!
Hisoka- *pouts*
Dusk- Hisoka, I dare you to steal a pair of Gon's and Killua's underwear!
Hisoka- YES! *runs off*
Killua- *stops humping Gon* What?!
Gon- I can't believe you did that for chocolate, Killua!
Killua- Sue me for being a...
Dusk- Chocolate whore!
Killua- No! A chocoholic!
Hisoka- I'm back! *holds up a pair of white boxers and a pair of hello kitty panties*
Leorio- Who own the hello kitty panties?
Gon- Not me!
Killua- *blushing*
Everyone- *looks at Killua*
Hisoka- Oh Killua! Didn't know you were such a kinky kitty! *starts sniffing the underwears*
Gon- *shivers* O.O
Killua- GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR! *attacks Hisoka but misses*
Dusk- Anyway... Illumi and Kurapika, I dare you two to crossdress! The outfits I chosen for you are in your rooms!
Leorio and Chrollo- YES!
Kurapika- No!
Illumi- *holds up his needles* Wanna die right here, right now?!
Dusk- Nope! But if you guys don't do the dare then you have to do a penalty!
Kurapika- What's the penalty?
Dusk- You and Illumi have to run around Yorknew City butt naked!
Leorio and Chrollo- YES!
Kurapika- I'll crossdress! Where's my room? *leaves*
Dusk- Down the hall, on the left!
Leorio and Chrollo- Dammit!
Dusk- Well Illumi, your room is on the far right!
Illumi- ... *leaves*
(15 minutes later)
Kurapika- *wearing a short red spaghetti strap dress with red high heel pumps*
Leorio and Chrollo- *whistling at Kurapika*
Kurapika- *blushing* STOP THAT!
Illumi- *wearing a black corset with a short black leather skirt and thigh high leather hooker boots*
Hisoka- You look so beautiful, Illumi! *his hands are sliding up Illumi's skirt*
Illumi- Want me to castrate you with these?! *holds up his needles*
Hisoka- I love it when you talk dirty to me!
Biscuit- *drooling over Hisoka and Illumi*
Killua- I th..ink im gon..na be sick! *runs to the bathroom*
Dusk- Poor Killua!
Gon- I'm gonna make sure Killua is ok! *goes after Killua*
Chrollo- Go out with me!
Leorio- No! Go out with me, Kurapika!
Kurapika- GO TO HELL!
Dusk- Well that's all the dares for today! Please leave your dares and questions in your review! You can dare them to do ANYTHING, yaoi included! But no killing other characters!
Biscuit- Yay yaoi!
Illumi- So I can't kill anyone?!
Dusk- Fuck no! Kurapika, do the ending!
Kurapika- Please read and review!