Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
"LUFFY, STOP LICKING MY BALLS!"
"But, they're so tasty."
"STOP SWIRLING THEM AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT DAMMIT! I SPECIFICALLY SAVED THESE FOR NAMI AND ROBIN-CHAN TO NIBBLE ON!"
Nami, who was sun bathing, got up and began heading to the galley. Robin continued reading her book.
"Stop moving! Give me your balls!"
"NO, I TOLD YOU THEY'RE FOR NAMI-SAN AND ROBIN-CHAN."
"Gomu-gomu-no-grab, ha ha I got your balls."
"STOP, SQUEEZING THEM SO HARD! OH MY GOD, YOU BROKE THEM!"
Chopper, who was mixing medicine, ran out of the infirmary with needle and thread, "Don't worry Sanji, I'll fix them!"
"White, gooey stuff is coming out of them. It's dripping on the floor."
"YOU BETTER SWALLOW IT ALL! DON'T YOU DARE WASTE-"
BAM! Nami in all her raging glory and Chopper in his heavy-point form broke down the door.
"Food", finished Sanji, "Oh, Nami-san would you care for some mozzarella-filled meat balls.", offered Sanji with a platter in his hand.
"You should try them. They're really good"
"GET OUT!"
Luffy went flying towards the sea.
Zoro walked into the galley where a dumb-founded navigator and reindeer stood. He looked the cook in the eye and said: "Well, looks like your done having gay sex, where's the booze?" He joined Luffy at the bottom of the ocean.