Dashing through space lanes
In a one-man snubfighter
Over the skips we go
Strafing all the way
Warning tones ring
For the failing shields
Oh what fun it is to turn
Skips into space dust!
Oh!
Jingle Bells, Shimrra smells
Tsavong Lah lost a leg!
The World Brain, made it rain
And the Jedi got away!