I just love experimenting with couples! Trying to write more PG stories since I have far too many Rated M ones.
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Francine's Point of View
Jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous I was jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous.
Obviously, he was jealous. For what reason you ask? Pfft. Only the most obvious reason in the world! Not that you would know that, because you're dumb! Ha! Alright, alright let's get serious now.
I'm honestly not too surprised he was jealous. I mean look at me: I'm amazing! I'm cool, and I'm also with a ton of girlfriends, and he doesn't! I'm in the house! I have practically perfect grades, the teachers love me, and I'm at the top of the pyramid of awesomeness while he's at the bottom. Rock bottom. What a dork!
You obviously haven't guessed what I'm talking about already, so I'll just tell you right now! It is Fanboy! Yeah, that's right. The biggest idiot in school! He's a stupid, weird, weak, little wannabe superhero.
Know what else?
He's also my crush.
I get what you're thinking. Gasp! How could as amazing as Francine like someone like that? And didn't she just call him like thirty names? Furthermore, isn't she obsessed with her reputation? Yes. Yes I am.
I'll tell you the truth now. Everything I just said about him except for him being stupid, weird, weak, wannabe, and him being my crush is a lie. He's not jealous of anything. Except that I'm the dominant one in this relationship! Heck, I usually have to protect him because he's the one being ridiculed all the time by my ex-boyfriend. He's somewhat embarrassed by my protectiveness, but he appreciates it all the same. My ex doesn't actually know about our relationship. Nobody does. Yeah? I still have my reputation to maintain, remember? Maybe I'll let the world know someday when I'm more self confident. Oh well.
Yeah, he may be a complete dork or whatever, but I love him. And he loves me.
Just don't tell anyone.