Disclaimer: I don't own Rise of the Guardians or the Guardians of Childhood
Tanning Volunteer -
How is he gonna be a winter sprite if he looks like a freaking surfer dude?
One of Santa's Elves you see at the Mall -
"Where are the yetis? Who is that old guy in the suit? And why the h*** am I wearing green!? I'm a winter spirit not a springtime freak! Oh no. The Queen of May is going to kill me."
Mistletoe Hanger -
*hanging mistletoe* "Oh! Tooth! I didn't see you there!" *edges mistletoe closer*
Hair Dresser -
"Gurlll... Yo hair colah's so terrawbawl that it makes Lahdie Gah-Gah's fahsion look good!"
And this is coming from the guy whose hair style was the same since the Dark Ages.
Exorcist/Demon Hunter -
*waving cross around* "The power of the Man in the Mo - I mean Christ repels you! Begone Pitch - I mean Devil spawn! Away from this holy place!"
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