Hi everyone this is my first attempt at a humor resident evil fic so please review and tell me how i did
Disclaimer: I do not own the Resident Evil Franchise it belongs to Capcom
"Alright now if I'm reading this map right we should be right over Raccoon City right now" One of the Pilots of the bomber tasked to destroy raccoon city said as they flew through the night sky toward the doomed city
"Are you sure your reading that right? last time you read the map you made us blow up Chernobyl" The other pilot said doubtfully
"Come on trust me my map reading skills are flawless that was just a tiny little mistake and anyway everyone knows Chernobyl was full of terrorists" The Pilot said confidently
"Whatever I just don't want to blow up the wrong place" The other pilot said as the Bomber began to approach the city
"Hey there it is wow it looks less doomed than I thought it would, there not even a single fire down there" The pilot said in disappointment
"Uh are you sure that's Raccoon city?" the other pilot asked glancing down at it and at the other burning city nearby
"Of course I am say goodbye zombies!!" The Pilot yelled dropping the Nuclear Bomb onto the city blowing it off the face of the earth
"There we go all done lets go home and have a cold beer" The pilot said smirking
"You Idiot you blew up Silent hill not Raccoon City!!" The Other pilot yelled looking at the map
"Impossible I know I read that map right!!" The Pilot yelled back looking at his own map
"You're reading the map upside down dumbass!!" The other pilot yelled
The Pilot suddenly looked up from his map "Hey if we're both reading the maps who's flyin the plane?" The pilot asked
Suddenly the plane started falling toward the ground
"AHHHH we're gonna die!!" The other pilot yelled panicking
"Bullshit your gonna die not me!" The pilot yelled ejecting out of the cockpit and opening his parachute
The other pilot looked at his console and noticed a red button "Oh hey the auto pilot" The other pilot said pressing it causing the plane to quickly regain altitude
Meanwhile the pilot floated toward Raccoon city "Poor Rookie he was so young" The Pilot said as he drifted into the city toward a large mob of zombies
"Oh shit that's so unfair" The pilot muttered as he landed directly into the center of the mob
And Meanwhile the other pilot flew toward Raccoon City "Ok then lucky we have that other bomb" The other pilot said dropping the second bomb on Raccoon City saving the world from the Zombie menace the pilot then went on to be awarded the medal of honor for saving the world from zombies while his co-pilot was never heard from again
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