AN~ Huh, it's been a while since I last posted a fanfic 0.0 I bet you're all wondering what I've been up to, or if you have a life you don't care. I got bored so….LET THE PLOT BUNNIES ROLL!

Sometimes Sasuke had the strong urge to kill. Strike that. He often had the strong urge to kill a certain blonde haired ninja, and today was no exception. The day had started out normal enough. He got up, had breakfast, threw darts at a picture of Itachi, and took a shower. A very normal morning by Sasuke's standards. That is until a that certain blonde ninja decided to show up. Sasuke flinched when his bedroom door flung open with a loud bang.

"Good morning Sasuke-teme!"

Sasuke stared at Naruto for a good minute before asking "How the hell is it you manage to always break into my house, no matter how many locks, motion detectors, and bombs I set up?"

Naruto's eyes widened in surprise. "There were bombs!"

"Sasuke-ku-"

*BOOM*

"Naruto….was that…?"

"Yeah, that was Sakura." Naruto said glancing out into the hallway in concern. "Hope she's alright."

Sasuke sighed, already annoyed the baka's presence. "Naruto, what do you want?"

"…That's a nice shirt Sasuke-teme."

The raven haired boy glanced down at his bare chest. Naruto had barged in while he had been changing and he had never finished. "I'm not wearing a shirt dobe."

Naruto gave a fox like grin and whipped out a disposable camera and quickly took a picture. "I know. But now I've got something to sell to all your fan girls." and with that said Naruto jumped through the closed window and began running like crazy. Needless to say, Sasuke definitely felt like killing a certain blonde ninja, slowly.

A smoldering and ash covered Sakura stumbled into raven haired avengers room. She looked around confused. "Sasuke-kun?" She leaned against the wall and another bomb went off.

*BOOM*

AN~ Hahahahahahahahah, that was so much fun! Run Naruto! Your life depends on it. Well, like it, love it, hate it, wanna give a cookie? Click that little-ole review button down there and tell me! Until next time! HUG A SQUIREL!