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Harry Potter ist nicht mein.
n'est pas le mien
Non è la miniera
Não é men
Is not mine
не является моим
No es lo mío
(satisfied?)
Oh and before you start his story was on a different account but now it's on this one...becuase we felt like it.
ok sooo...to the story and beyond!
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On a dark and stormy night the grounds of Hogwarts were lit up by the lightning from the furious storm.
Inside the cosy Gryffindor tower Harry sat looking out the rain splattered window. Gazing longingly at the lightning he was suddenly reminded of the night when he first met Draco. Unfortunately he was involved with a certain redhead at the moment. Suddenly a freckled face with red hair came into view. Letting the strong hands grasp his arms he felt them caressing it slightly.
"Harry? Hermione and I are waiting for you at the couch. Or if you would prefer we could go to bed…"
Raising a suggestive eyebrow Harry looked at the feral grin spread upon Ginny's face.
"Um….I'm fine here..."
Watching her turn he was suddenly felt words escape his soft petal like lips.
"Ginny…I'm sorry…I just don't…love you anymore…well I never actually loved you so I guess I don't actually…like you…at all…ever…ummm…yeah…"
Seeing her large doe like eyes widen he saw behind the clear blue orbs pain, confusion, mistrust and just a hint of love and a drop of lust for flavour. He slipped his arm out of her grasp and slunk up to the boy's dormitory. Sprinting, he heard a loud voice behind him.
"HARRY YOU BASTARD! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT, IT IS, ISN'T IT? IM FAT! CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS? I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Harry? HARRY?"
Harry cringed as Ginny ran up to the girls dormitory crying.
Jumping onto his four-poster bed he wondered briefly what a certain blonde-haired Slytherin was doing at this moment. Pursing his soft lips he let a murmur escape,
"Slytherin…ssssss….Sssslytherin…sssss"
Drifting off to sleep he let the caressing rain sooth him as his hand travelled slowly down his body.
That night the boys didn't sleep much due to the loud thumping coming from Harry's direction.
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Walking merrily into the Great Hall Harry seated himself at the Gryffindor table. Seating himself strategically across the table to get a nice view of his eye candy he reminisced on the previous night's events.
Breaking up with Ginny had been easy yet creepy. The part he remembered with certain tastefulness was what happened behind the curtains of his four poster bed. He caught the eye of his secret sexual partner. Trailing his eyes over the boys blonde hair rakishly pulled to one side he gave a wink. He let his eyes linger over the soft blush which lined his cheeks. Giving a cheeky grin he looked down at his food and ate quickly to get to class as early as possible.
Finishing his breakfast he picked up his bag and headed towards the transfiguration room going slowly to let his sweet dragon get the hint. He had to some how get him away from his masculine and large body guards.
But Harry had a plan, a plan worthy of a Slytherin. It was times like these he was thankful that Voldermort had chosen him. Yes he would get his way, whether Draco liked it or not.
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Harry was sitting across the room from Draco so they both had no choice but to look at each other. Harry kept trying to get Draco's attention and when he finally did, Draco was more than a little disturbed by the suggestive winks and nods Harry was giving him while moaning,
"Ssssslytherin…Ssssslytherin…"
Harry watched as Draco's elegant eyebrow raised and his beautiful mouth moved into an 'O' of surprise. Dropping his wand, Draco gave a yelp of surprise as his goblet transformed into a green, bubbling pile of sludge.
"Malfoy! Potter! Detention tonight for disrupting the class and making inappropriate noises!"
Professor McGonagall was mad but she could see why Harry was coming onto Draco. He was very attractive, after all.
The rest of the lesson passed rather smoothly with many lingering stares and McGonagall standing behind Draco just a little too long.
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Later that night Draco was busy scrubbing trophy's in the Trophy room while Harry was gazing longingly at him.
"You're working awfully hard over there, Draco. Why don't you come and sit here with me?"
Harry said, patting the seat beside him.
"We're in detention Potter. If Filch comes back and we aren't working he'll kill us."
"Ok then, let's get down to…work then, shall we?"
Harry said seductively. He was now standing in very close proximity to Draco, making them both feel rather hot and bothered.
"Harry, listen to me. For the tenth time, I…am not…gay…Ok?"
"Sure you're not," Harry said, moving closer to the window. "Not yet…"
And with that Harry jumped onto the window-sill with his robes billowing out behind him and prepared to jump.
"And so I leave you sweet Draco as into the night I fly!"
Harry proceeded to jump out the window, the wind whipping his delicate face.
"Oh god, not again." Muttered Draco as he rushed over to the window to see if Harry was alright.
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Ron watched from the dark shady shadows of the common room as Harry proceeded to take his usual position at the window. Staring at his features he noticed a new scratch on his glistening forehead. He wondered how that had happened. Letting flash of pain cut through his intense mysterious and sexily alluring eyes he suddenly understood how Harry had got it. The bastard had been pounced on, bloody bastard.
Suddenly without warning his mouth was squashed onto another one and he found himself staring into the half lidded eyes of his girlfriend, Hermione. He noticed that she was wearing a short skirt and boob tube. Obviously she was studying and practicing on more than just books these days, bloody slut
Pushing her towards himself he wrapped his arms around her head as he continuously smashed his lips against hers. Pushing himself off the wall he toppled over with Hermione and started making out with her on the floor. Ron was going to make Harry jealous. To gain Harry's attention he broke the lip contact and shouted across the common room,
"Oh Hermione! Oh my. You are so good Hermy."
He was rewarded with Harry jerking his head towards there direction and plastering a horrified expression on his face. Continuing his erotic business he leaned in for another passionate yet un-passionate kiss. Breaking Lip contact again he gasped for breath as he stood up. He was tired. Walking up to the dorms he paused a moment and waited for Harry to follow. But to his uttermost dismay Harry remained where he was looking out the window with his face pressed up to the glass so his nose was touching and his lips where smeared on the glass. Straining his large ears he heard a slight hissing sound coming from Harry. Thinking up an ingenious plan he decided how to win over Harry.
Deciding to lure him up he tripped down one stair and sat with his hand around his ankle and a desperate look upon his freckled face.
"Oh help! I seem to have hurt my ankle. I need a strong man to help me to my large spacious bed which has enough room for two people. Oh help! Will any one help me? Oh my."
He was startled to see Seamus walking towards him with a grin on his face and his eyes sparkling showing a hidden intention and a secret desire positively shinning from his eyes. Jumping up Ron ran up to the stairs and to his dorm where he proceeded to lock the door to stop the familiar bed bug that invaded many of his nights.
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Breakfast was a grim affair the next morning. Ron was upset with Harry because he was completely oblivious of his affections. Hermione was angry with Harry because she was in love with Ron. Draco was extremely tired from the dreams of a faceless boy with raven hair chasing after him…
And well, Harry was just exhausted from the previous night's misadventures in the dormitory…Dean could get very aggressive.
Suddenly Professor McGonagall came running down the isle between the house tables looking very flustered.
"POTTER, WEASLEY, GRANGER, WEASLEY and MALFOY! You are all to go to the headmasters office at once! He has a top-secret surprise for all of you!"
McGonagall was yelling at the top of her lungs so that Draco would hear her from where he was sitting at the Slytherin table. It also enabled the rest of the school to hear that Dumbledore had a secret room and was going to molest Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Draco… Hey I didn't say the rumours were true…do you believe everything you hear?
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The five teens were assembled in Dumbledore's office. Harry was standing in very close proximity to Draco, staring at his face and breathing very hard down his neck.
Ron and Ginny were standing in a corner with identical jealous glares towards Harry and Draco.
Hermione was vying for Ron's attention, she had pulled her skirt up and her top down as far as they would go without her exposing herself completely and was giggling and batting her eyelashes in Ron's general direction. She couldn't see much because her eye make-up was clouding her vision.
All of a sudden Dumbledore appeared in what would have been an impressive puff of smoke, if it weren't for the coughing and spluttering. Standing behind him was none other than Remus Lupin and Rosmerta from The Three Broomsticks.
"Alright children, good morning. I'll just get straight into it shall I? You are all aware of the impending doom of the upcoming battle with Voldemort, and, well, recently I've been thinking about our tactics and I came to the conclusion that…you are going to die. I mean Voldemort is an extremely powerful wizard and not someone to be trifled with basically. But then I thought that maybe you would want to fight because it's basically the only meaningful thing in your life and you want to be noble, but frankly, I really don't feel like cleaning your body off the ground when you die.
"So I have a plan. A plan which will stop this whole thing from happening at all. You are to go back in time and stop yourself from being born. Simple as that."
After he finished his speech Dumbledore was met with shocked gazes from the temperamental teens. They all agreed straight away of course. Draco was particularly enthusiastic about stopping Harry from being born. Even Harry himself was nodding and smiling, but only because he hadn't listened to Dumbledore's speech and had no idea what he was agreeing to…Draco smelled good.
"Alright, well you must be off immediately. I have already packed trunks for you which contain everything you will need on your journey. Remus and Rosmerta will be accompanying you on your mission to look after you and to serve you drinks if you get thirsty. You will need to change your names and I have already arranged for you to be Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers. When you have completed your mission you will be brought home immediately. Good luck."
And with a last twinkle of his probing blue eyes Dumbledore disappeared in another cloud of smoke, leaving behind seven trunks and a key.
"What's with the key?"
Harry asked nobody in particular. Remus was rude enough to answer, even though the question was obviously not directed at him.
"That is the key to the past cue mysterious music. Touch it and say 'backo we go-o' and we will be transported into the past."
Everyone stared at the key in revered silence…
…Still staring…
After about two minutes Harry got bored and asked about the fake names.
After much deliberation they were decided. Harry Potter was to be known as William Potter, because everyone loves the royal family. Ron Weasley: Weasley Ron, nobody would suspect a thing…Hermione Granger was to remain the same, she's not important enough for anyone to recognize her. Ginny Weasley: Ginny White, for obvious reasons…Draco Malfoy: Dragon Malferret, release your inner animal, roar. Remus Lupin: Moony Lunar, he likes the mooooooooooooooon and Rosmerta wouldn't be changed, she's just a barmaid…god…nobody even knows her last name…I mean…come on.
Each of the students and past students present touched the 'key to the past' and said "Backo we go-o". Immediately they all felt a whoosh and a few jerks and several nudges in inappropriate areas…well Draco did at least…and all of a sudden they landed back where they had started.
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James was interrupted from ogling Lily's ass by a large bang coming from behind the great hall doors. Of course it was conveniently dinner time and the entire staff including every student was in the great hall. But damn her ass was fine!
Suddenly without warning the doors to the great hall slammed open. Tumbleweed drifted across the door way as the sound of footsteps echoed around the hall.
Waiting until the tumbleweed had drifted across the door Harry, running on the spot causing the loud echoing footsteps, signalled to the others to put on their cloaks and raise the hoods. Making sure his long, firm and flexible sword was tied around his waist he gave Draco a firm slap on the bum before making his entrance.
Staring straight at Dumbledore the whole time all seven of the strangers flared out into a triangular formation and began the long walk to the heads table.
As they started moving across the threshold Ron hummed the theme tune to Kill Bill.
The students noticed that these obviously evil people note the hoods were so powerful they seemed to be in slow motion. No…wait…they were just walking really, really, really slow…for some reason.
As soon as they reached the Head Table were Dumbledore was seated Harry threw out his arms and Ron immediately ceased his singing. The whole hall was now buzzing with silence. Harry slowly reached up to pull his hood back, the rest of the group following suit.
As soon as he had thrown his hood back Harry flashed Dumbledore his best smile.
"I've seen more gaping holes in a golf course!"
Someone coughed…
"Ummm…who are you?"
Dumbledore asked tentatively.
"I'm William Potter, and these are my associates,"
Harry clicked his fingers and suddenly he was sitting on a throne with all of his 'associates' around him, caressing his face and sticking there fingers in his eyes, ears, nose and mouth. He also gave Dumbledore a large wink and mouthed "not really ha-ha"
"I'm going to need some identification Mr. Potter."
Harry responded by pulling out a wallet, well it was more of a purse. He began piling things onto the table.
Letting the wallet empty itself of all belongings Dumbledore watched in awe as a mountain started piling up in front of him. More…..and more….and more….and more…..etc junk started piling in front of him.
Hearing a clunk atop the pile he peered with a raised eyebrow at the object on top.
Snatching it from the top a blushing Harry took the object and fitted the cup in his pants.
Winking at Dumbledore he mouthed the words, "extra protection".
Smirking like a cougar if the cougar was smirking like a lion that happened to be smirking like a jackal who could have been smirking like a wolverine, Dumbledore fingered his moustache.
Tracing the outline of his lips he let the saliva run down his chin like a waterfall as he puckered his lips.
"How about I see this….identification….up in my private rooms….William?"
Smiling like a loser he jumped up on the table on all fours and pulled Dumbledore close towards him. Whispering in his ear the whole hall waited in antica………….pation as Dumbledore yelled.
"Oh yes! Right now? Of course!"
Dumbledore hitched up his robe until his bony old chicken legs where showing and practically sprinted out of the hall, saliva drooling onto his chest.
Harry turned to Draco and pressed him into his body giving a rough spasm.
"You're welcome to join us my sexy…..ssssssslytherin."
Unfortunately Draco jumped behind the staff table and hid under the table in front of McGonagall. Sighing in relief he watched as Ron and Harry sprinted out of the hall. He heard one last murmur from Harry of, "ohhh a threesome," before they both disappeared from sight.
Feeling a bony and arthritic hand comb through his hair Draco stiffened in surprise. Looking up he saw the sly smirk plastered on the transfiguration teacher's face.
"Oh crap."
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