The Kiss

By: Mela Honey

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Warnings: This story does have incest in it. Minato kisses his twin sister (who is an OC) but there is nothing romantic about it. It just for pure humor like with Naruto and Sasuke when they kissed.

Namikaze Minato was bored. Now this by itself was nothing to cause the village to worry. However, his half sister, Namikaze Yukiko, was also bored. Now this is what would cause Konoha to worry if they were to find out that the twins were both bored at the same time. After all, it was when they were bored that strange things happen.

Such as when, some how, they managed to flood the village; curious to know what it would be like to live in a floating village. They had been eight-years-old.

Another time, the whole village had wakened up to find that their village was now brightly colored with a rainbow scheme running through out the village. They had been eleven.

And the list went on. Also including a fire, Jiraiya's research notes ending up in the academy school books, the Hokage's robes in the woman's bath, the police headquarters being covered with the saying "There are no men in the Uchiha clan! We're all women!", and the list went on and on; always when the twins were bored.

So one fine evening in the village of Konoha, the twins found themselves sitting on their balcony watching the sun set. They were lost in their own thoughts but both were bored.

Minato was thinking about something he had seen earlier that day. He had never given what he had seen much thought before, but being bored and a fourteen-year-old boy, he now thought about it.

Yukiko, on the other hand, was so bored that she didn't even have anything much to think about, other than to plot what sort of thing would be fun to do.

Soon Minato decided that he wanted to try out what he had seen that day. But he didn't know who try it out with. So since he and his sister were so close, he would talk to her about it.

"Aneki," he started, catching her attention.

"Yes Aniki?"

"I was thinking about something. Something that I saw today."

"Really now? What about it? Is it something fun?" Yukiko questioned, eager to have something to do.

"That's the thing. I've never done it, so I don't know if it is fun or not."

"Never done? Well, what was it? Maybe we could do it now."

"I saw a couple kiss."

"Kiss?"

"Yes. The couple seemed to really enjoy it and I was wondering what made it so enjoyable," Minato revealed to Yukiko who was looking at him in surprise.

"Huh…so…do you know who you want to kiss?" Yukiko asked going though everyone she and her brother knew.

"No I don't. And I don't want it to be just anyone. I want it to be someone close to me," Minato explained.

Yukiko was quiet for a few minutes before turning back to her brother, a great idea in her head. "We'll kiss."

"What?" exclaimed Minato bewildered.

"We'll kiss. You want to kiss someone close to you and you've gotten me curious on what a kiss will be like, so we'll kill two birds with one stone!" Yukiko explained eagerly, glad she wasn't bored any more.

Minato thought about it then shrugged, "Sure, why not?"

They stared at each other, not completely sure on what to do now. They slowly leaned in, their breaths now mixing together as they hesitated a few centimeters from one another. Slowly Yukiko raised her right hand and entangled it in her brother's blond strands to pull him closer to her. Their lips ghost each other's as Minato snaked his right arm around his sister pulling her body closer to his. Then he slowly reached up to push some of her blond strands behind her ear. They stared into the other's bright blue eyes as they hesitated again.

Together, slowly, they shut their eyes and closed the distanced. Closed lips meet for the first time. Hesitant and shy at first but they quickly grew bolder as nothing bad happen, like being struck by lighting or something. Soon Yukiko was entangling her hand even more into Minato's hair, pulling him closer. Minato had rounded his left arm around her waist to pull her closer as he used his right hand became entangled in Yukiko's blond hair at the back of her head. He tugged at her hair till she tilted her head back slightly giving him better access to her lips.

Yukiko, deciding that she was even more curious, parted her lips as she entangled her left hand in her brother's hair as well. She felt Minato give a start as she licked his closed lips with her tongue, but he quickly parted his own lips. Shyly their tongues ventured out and touch, only to quickly dart back into their homes. They slowly wondered back out, tentively touching again. Minato smoothly pulled Yukiko's head further back and pulled her closer to him. Yukiko felt his tongue start to explore her mouth as she pressed their lips closer together.

Yukiko pulled her tongue back and let Minato fully explore her mouth as she wait for her turn to explore his. Yukiko decided that Minato was purposely taking a long time wondering around in her mouth. She started using her tongue to push his tongue back into his mouth so she could explore his mouth. He quickly complied pulling his tongue back as Yukiko ravish his mouth. She finished rather quickly upon discovering that her brother had a crooked tooth among his bottom row of teeth.

They slowly closed their lips again and pressed them together one last time before pull away. They panted as the stared at one another; going over what they had just done in their mind. Yukiko bit her bottom lip before snorting and unable to keep her laughter in, she burst out loud laughing and was shortly joined by Minato.

"Well that was interesting," Yukiko giggled in-between breathes.

"I'll say. You have no patience what so ever," Minato chuckled.

"Tch, well you have a crooked tooth!" Yukiko snapped with half a grin on her face.

"Well, you have a chipped tooth!" Minato countered, also with half a grin on his face.

"I know that!" Yukiko rolled her eyes. "I got it five years ago when you dared me to eat that rock."

"You chipped your tooth on that?" Minato asked, surprised.

"Yes," Yukiko heaved a great sigh and gave a roll of the eyes at how stupid her brother could be.

"Hum…" Minato trailed off. They sat in silence as the watched the last of the sun's light disappearing behind the tree tops.

"So…did you enjoy it?" Yukiko finally asked.

"Yea…but you're way too pushy."

"Hump! Well, you're too slow!" Yukiko growled then stuck out her tongue at him. They glared at each other for all of five seconds before bursting out laughing again.

"So what now?" Yukiko asked once they calmed down.

"Don't know…want to spar?"

"Sure!"

Two weeks later….

"Hey, Minato," Yukiko said slowly as she stirred her raman in a thoughtful way.

"Nah?" Minato responded with a mouth full of raman.

Use to this Yukiko continued. "Have you noticed that people have been looking at us weirder that usual lately?"

This caused Minato to stop inhaling his raman. He started at his sister in surprise, noodles dangling from his mouth. He quickly slurped them up and glanced around at the people near by. A small frown appeared on his face.

"You're right…you don't think it's because of the way I eat?"

"Oh, so you do notice that the way you eat isn't normal?" Yukiko deadpanned then shook her head to wave off anything he might say. "No, it's not that. They've been doing it for a while now."

"Hum…" Minato mused as he took another bite of noodles. "We haven't done anything to the village in awhile."

"I know, so it can't be that…" Yukiko trailed off. She took her own bit of raman as the pondered over the situation.

"When was the last time we've done anything?" Minato questioned before finishing off is bowl of raman. He started eyeing Yukiko's half full bowl.

"Um…six months, I think," Yukiko responded as she hit the back of Minato's hand for trying to steal her raman.

"Ow…maybe that's why they're staring at us," Minato started nursing his hand, "they think it's the calm before a storm."

"Maybe…" Yukiko muttered and then quickly inhaled her own raman much to Minato's sorrow.

They paid for their raman and left the stand. They walked through the village towards one of the village's many training grounds where Yukiko wanted to show off her new jutsu to Minato. As they walk, Minato noticed that people where looking at him and his sister weirdly. Whispering behind their hands as the twins past and shaking their heads frowning.

"Why do I get the feeling we were framed for something," Minato asked after a few minutes.

"Don't know but you're not the only one," Yukiko answered.

"YUKIKO!!" a voice shouted from behind them. Yukiko froze then quickly turned around with an ear-to-ear grin plastered on her face. She waved at the woman who was storming towards them making people scatter out of her way.

"Sensei! What a lovely day it is, don't you think? I'm sorry if I missed training. I think I got my days mixed up again. I could have sworn today was my day off," Yukiko said quickly, hoping to at least calm the angry woman down a little. It didn't seem to work and Minato edge further away from his sister and enraged sensei.

"It is your day off, Namikaze," Sensei started. Yukiko flinched at the use of her clan name. She was in BIG trouble if Sensei was calling her that. "But I'm afraid I've come upon some rather disturbing information about you."

"Information? If it was about that kid last week, it wasn't me," Yukiko said quickly. Though she had no idea what had happen to that kid; she had just heard on the news that something had happen.

Sensei blinked in confusion before gaining back her fury. "That is not what I was talking about and that has already been taken care of! No, what I'm talking about is this!"

Sensei then took something from her pocket and thus it in front of Yukiko who had to blink to bring it into forces. It was a picture. Slowly, not really believing her eyes, Yukiko grabbed the picture and looked at it closer.

It was a picture of her and Minato kissing on their balcony.

"Hey, Minato I think I figured out why people have been looking at us weirdly," Yukiko said waving her brother over. He cautiously came over and looked at the picture too.

"Huh? When did anyone take a picture of us kissing?" Minato asked.

"Must have been two weeks ago when we wanted to know what it was like," Yukiko answered then looked at her sensei. "Why are you so mad?"

This just seemed to piss off Sensei even more. "Why?! Why you ask? Because it's wrong that's why! Siblings should not be in that kind of relationship! And it's even worst because you two are twins!"

"Er…Minato, are we in a relationship of that kind?" Yukiko asked looking at her brother.

"Not that I'm aware of," Minato answered looking at Yukiko. They stared at each other then looked at Sensei.

"Then how do you explain this!" Sensei yelled at them. They had drawn a large crowd, most just interested in what the infamous Namikaze twins had done now.

"We were bored," the twins answered together. Sensei blinked then hit her head in exasperation.

"So you two kissed because you were bored and thought it would be fun to photograph it was well?" Sensei asked.

Yukiko and Minato looked at each other then the picture. "We've never seen this before in our lives," Yukiko answered.

"But I think I might know who did it," Minato added.

"Really?"

"Yep."

"Well then, I think we need to pay them a visit."

"I believe so too."

"You two are just imposable to deal with together," Sensei sighed. "Look, Yukiko, I'll over look this if you plan never to kiss your brother like that again."

"Like I would want to kiss him again; he's way too slow," Yukiko answered rolling her eyes.

"And she's way too pushy," Minato added.

Most of the crowd was gone by then. Satisfy that the latest Namikaze event was done for now. They were sure they would find out the end soon.

Sensei just sighed and left the twins to do whatever they planned to do now. She was just glad that someone thought it would be a very good idea to NOT put those two on the same team; no matter how well they worked together.

"Jiraiya-Sensei," Minato called in a semi-loud voice.

"Shhh, boy, do you want us to be caught!" the white haired pervert hissed.

"I'm not the one doing anything wrong. Anyways, Aneki and I want to talk to you."

Jiraiya then decided it would be best to keep both eyes on the twins. One was never too cautious when dealing with those two, especially when they were together. He eyed Yukiko who was wearing an eat-crap grin on her face and looked at Minato's annoyed face. This was defiantly not good for him.

Coming out of his hiding place, Jiraiya looked at the two. "What do you two want?"

"Information on the man that took this picture," Yukiko grinned as she flipped out said picture and showed to Jiraiya.

Jiraiya took the picture and steadily grew pale as he looked at it.

"Umm….never seen it before in my life!" Jiraiya said quickly as he shoved the picture back to Yukiko.

"Oh, but Sensei, I think you have," Minato drawled. "In fact I think you were even there when it was photographed…"

"Uh-huh. And we want to know why you felt the need to spread the pictures of the two of us all over the village," Yukiko continued to grin.

Sweating bullets now, Jiraiya quickly tried to think of something to say that would not lead to him being chased around the village by women.

"Er, um…it wasn't me?" Jiraiya asked weakly. Yukiko's grin widened and Minato's frown deepened.

"Hehe, I afraid that's-" Yukiko started.

"-the wrong answer," Minato finished.

"PERVERT!!" both Minato and Yukiko shouted. They both laughed and Jiraiya took off as the women he had been peeping on said to shout and yell in anger.

"He went that way," the twins said pointing to the west and the women gave chase.

"It's going to be a while till we can get a hold of him again," Yukiko mused.

"True…Let's go to the Hokage and tell him we want all the pictures back," Minato suggested.

"Should we let Jiraiya keep the negatives?"

"Sure, that way the picture will cause an uproar every time they surface."

"That would be fun!"

"That it would be, Aneki. That it would be."

So anyways this is a one-shot; write just because I happen to find this funny and I like my character Yukiko. I do plan on writing a story with Yukiko as the main character I just have to figure out what plot line I want to write about. So ya, if I ever do get around to writing the story with Yukiko then it will make reference to this story regarding the kiss. It becomes an on-going joke in Minato's and Yukiko's life. I may do more one-shots like this with different things Yukiko gets up. If I do write another one it will have Kushina in it. So ya…tell me what you thought about this and if you like Yukiko or not, I would appreciate that very much. So thanks for reading!