Worst Day Ever…
Well, sucks to be me again. I was minding my own business (first mistake I know) and having a nice little walk with my besties when a stupid screeching monster started flying around. I had a really good shot of it until two women got in the way. I yelled at them to get down—they were totally blocking my shot- and finally hit the creature. I was seconds away from making a clean escape, when I realized I was standing right next to them, so did the polite thing and offered to help them up.
It all went to hell after that.
I mean, dammit, I had just had the most peaceful weeks of my life. All of the people who #$%* everything up were gone! I had never been happier to see the back…side of someone ever when Neal had flown off with the shadow creature.
I had an awesome castle to myself, and we were all FINALLY left alone!
It was awesomeness.
Yes, indeed. All is fun and games until you offer to help a broad up from the ground.
The Evil Queen and worse, Snow White. That could only mean two things: doom and misery. I couldn't even snark my way out of it because that Queen was fine! And wearing an unnaturally tight corset with a low neckline.
Well played, Evil Queen. Well played.
Then Neal was all there being cute in a puppy dog kind of way. But Belle! Also wearing a tight corset with low neckline.
What is wrong with these women?
That is not playing fair with a man who for years has only seen women in dresses made of potato sacks.
Marian included (may she rest in peace).
So I "did the right thing" and stuck around silently chanting *eyes on their faces...eyes on their faces*
Sucks to be a man sometimes.
Just hoped I could get them to their stupid castle and make my retreat as fast as possible.
No such luck.