Because She's His Sister

-Chapter one-

" MAAASTER! WAKE UP!" Gir screeched as he jumped up and down on my stomach. I pushed him off of me causing him to hit the wall head first. " GIR! What have I told you about jumping on me?!"

Gir looked at me scratching his head in thought. " Uuuuuuh...not to do it..." Then he smiled his natural child like smile. I sighed and rolled my eyes, "...So why did you do it?"

" Hmmmmm...I don't know..."

" Oh my god..." I muttered under my breath. I got out of my bed to get ready for high skool. Surprisingly, I have been on this pathetic planet for about six years now and I now attend high skool as a sophomore. That is what the humans call it. I honestly do not know why I haven't been able to take over this putrid planet over the course of time I have resided here. I also do not know why the tallest do not answer my calls anymore. I try to report my findings, but all I get is the constant beeping of their answering machine. Meh...they're probably just busy with their tallest duties. They are our faithful rulers after all.

I began to prepare myself for another day with the typical acts of the morning rituals humans do. I brushed my teeth and assembled my attire which includes my pack (obviously). My Irken Invader uniform. I wear it with pride. I then applied my wig; making sure it's neat. And now, all I need to do is insert my contacts.

" Careful..." I say as I put them in. I blinked a few times to makes sure they were secure. YES! I have succeeded. I am truly the best. I admire myself in the mirror. What a devilishly handsome Irken you are." I thought aloud.

" Um Zim...I hate to break it to you but..." Computer interrupted.

" WHAT IS IT COMPUTER?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ADMIRING THE HANDSOMENESS THAT IS ZIM?!" I snapped.

Computer sighed. I can picture him rolling his nonexistent eyes. " Well Sorry! But it's seven o'clock and you're going to be late for skool. So I'd suggest you hustle so you won't be."

I groaned in aggravation and decided to leave. As I walk out of the door I say, " Mini Moose, you're in charge. Gir, stay away from the soap."

Mini moose squeaked with a salute and Gir shouted, " BYE MASTAH!" I waved goodbye and swiftly shut the door; leaving my base.

The sun is shining, the birds are whistling, that fat, disgusting woman with the facial hair is watering her poorly cared for plants. This planet will always intrigue me. The food, the architecture, the people-

" LEAVE ME ALONE DIB!" Oh yes, the people. What intriguing specimens. Once again, Gaz was assaulting Dib Stink. Her arms were trapping Dib's head in what I believe is called a headlock. I stopped for a moment to watch. Oh it gives me a thrill to see Gaz mercilessly attack her brother.

" GAZ," he managed to choke out," COME ON YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. PROVING ZIM'S AN ALIEN WILL PREVENT THE WORLD FROM BEING TAKING OVER AND THE HUMAN RACE WON'T BE TAKEN AS SLAVES!" Gaz pushed him to the ground. " No Dib I don't. I don't care what happens to this pathetic excuse of a race. I don't care because I hate this planet! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to WALK to skool." She stormed down the sidewalk and passed me. Well, pushed passed me to be more accurate. " Out of my way, Zim!" she scowled as she continued to walk. I was planning on spewing out a just as mean retort, but I stopped myself. No matter how much I want to provoke her, she has proven to me that she is not afraid to beat me to a pulp. Sure, we bicker every now and then, but now's not the time. So I just say, " My apologies."