A/N …BE WARNED: this story has no plot whatsoever! It is a random one-shot that has leaked out of my head. ENJOY!
It was Saturday. Now any normal teenage girl would be sleeping in. Bella Swan was far from normal. No, she was woken up at 7 a.m. by her vampire best friend.
"Bella, Bella, Bella!!!!!!" Alice chimed.
"Go away Alice!" Bella mumbled.
"No way, we're going shopping today!" Alice began shuffling through Bella's closet to find a suitable outfit, "And you really need it! You have nothing to wear!"
Bella groaned. Alice was always bugging her about her clothes. She got up and took the outfit Alice was holding to the bathroom. After a shower, Bella dressed, brushed her hair and did all the other boring things humans do in the morning, like eat.
Alice pushed Bella out to the Porsche.
"Where are we going?" Bella sighed, not wanting to know the answer.
"Just to a cute boutique I found last month." Alice said slowly.
"Alice," Bella pressed.
"New York," Alice squealed.
Bella protested loudly and yelled for Alice to turn around.
"We are going whether you like it or not!" Alice said.
Her cell phone rang and Alice listened.
"Emmett ripped your new dress," Edward said.
Alice slammed on the brakes causing Bella to fly forward.
"WHAT!!!!!" Alice yelled. She hung up and turned the car back as fast as she could.
Bella clutched her door as Alice flew down the highway towards the Cullen's house. When they pulled up Alice ran inside and Edward Opened Bella's door with a large smile.
"What happened?" Bella asked.
"I told Alice that Emmett ripped her new dress," his grin only grew.
"Did he?"
"Nope, but you don't have to go shopping now."
Her smile got almost as big as his but fell as soon as Alice's voice sounded from the porch.
"Yes she does!" Alice marched over with a vicious look on her face, "Edward Cullen, HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!"
"Alice," Edward said carefully, he took a step back. She stepped forward with an evil smirk and he kept walking backwards, "Don't think about it!"
Too late, Alice had hurled a pie at Edward.
"Where did you get a pie?" Bella asked, while trying to hold in her giggles.
"I have my ways." Alice then had a dress in her hands. She tackled Edward and pulled it over his head.
Emmett had ran out and was assisting Alice in applying make-up to Edward. Actually he was just holding him down.
Bella laughed, until Carlisle ran out and turned into a duck. He started pecking at Emmett while Esme tried to catch him to roast.
"WHAT IS GOING ON!" Bella yelled.
Everybody turned to look at her and she crossed her arms.
"Bella?" Edward asked.
"Yes, I've been here the whole time! What's going on!" she pressed.
And then….Bella woke up.
It was Saturday. Now any normal teenage girl would be sleeping in. Bella Swan was far from normal. No, she was woken up at 7 a.m. by her vampire best…..
"NOT AGAIN!" Bella screamed and she pulled the blankets over her head to try and get some more sleep.
A/N: Did that make sense to anybody? I had no clue what I was writing but it was fun! Yay!!!!!!!
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