"Well this sucks...", Virgin Islands said. He had recieved an e-mail
from his boss saying that he was fired. "Why did you even get fired?",
his sea lion, Vinny asked. "I served the wrong plate of food to a
fraud and the wrong person. my boss fired me...I was making so much money too... I can't
pay off this house without a job.", Virgin sighed.
"You could call dad and dad.", Vinny suggested.
"Umm no. Theirs a reason I try to stand alone. After all, their both
insane!", Virgin said.
"Fucking America and Britain... Well, your screwed virgo. Im going
outside to the pool.", Vinny said leaving him alone. Virgin was very
stressed out. If their was one problem that he had it was a drinking
problem. He stepped into his car and drove to the nearest bar. Only
Prussia was there. After all, it was a Monday night. Two shots. Three.
Ten. Virgin was losing thought and was clearly drunk now. "Do I know
you?", a man said next to him. Virgin turned to look. The man had
black hair that was a mohawk and very expensive designer clothes on.
"Ummm, I don't think we ever met...", Virgin said quietly, savoring
the liquor taste in his mouth.
"Well, Im Chile of south america. I work with the playgirl company and
were hiring. Whats your name?",Chile asked.
"Ummmm, I'm Virgin something...",Virgin said too drunk to remember his full name.
"Your America's and Britain's kid aren't you? The same blonde hair...
Well, here's our card. If your interested, please call", he said.
Virgin didn't get home until one in the moring. Vinny was pissed."Oar!
Oar! You have got to stop drinking. your killing yourself!" the seal
said.
"Vinny, this guy at the bar said that they were hiring for
playgirl... But I don't know...", he said.
"Are you kidding me? You don't have a job and you think you might pass
up a possible career?", Vinny argued.
"I just don't feel comfortable being naked.".
"Who the hell gives a fuck. Have you seen the fridge? Its empty. So
you need to call them up or otherwise I will bite your butt!", Vinny
barked.