Spawn goes in hell to kill the devil.
Spawn: Devil show yourself you coward, before...
Devil: Before what spawn?
Spawn: Before I destroy you.
Devil: Dont make me laugh, okay lets settle this like demons. !A guitar contest!
Spawn: !Lets do this!
After Spawn plays a lovely tune we his feet. The devil plays like crap.
The jury :The demons.
The announcer:And the winner is the is ! The Devil
Spawn:!Yes I knew I would win! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt but he played like crap.
The announcer: Yes in hell crap is a lovely tune for demon ears.
Devil: So you lost spawn go on to the spank room.
Spawn: Oh fuck!