Warning- Language
Disclaimer- Kuroshitsuji does not belong to me in any way, shape, or form
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"Ciel, what do you normally do after school?"
Before Ciel could answer, his annoying cousin spoke up. "Absolutely nothing my dear! Hell, all he does is come home, do homework, and read. I'm sure he doesn't even sleep!"
He smacked the blonde boy in the head with his book and kicked him off his bed. "Shut up Alois. No one asked you."
Elizabeth, another blonde, chuckled lightly at Alois's obvious pain. "Well, what do you do then? I'm sure it's fun and amazing!"
He glanced at the girl like she was an idiot. Yes, Alois was right, but it didn't mean she needed to know that. It's not like he wanted to impress her, but still!
"Yeah Ciel, what do you do?" Alois snickered.
Ciel dropped the book on his head.
The sweet aroma of fresh tea brought Ciel out of his half nap and forced him off the couch and into the kitchen. He followed the scent to a fresh cup of tea. As he grasped the cup gingerly in his hands, lightly testing the taste, a thin boney hand grasped his shoulder tightly. He jumped and the cup fell from his hands.
He spun around, only to find Alois about to laugh his butt off. "Oh god! That was freaking hilarious! You should see your face!"
"Alois! What the hell?"
"Oh come on Ciel," Alois laughed, "You know I love you!"
"Well stop loving me!" He yelled as he got a few rags to clean up the tea mess. "Shouldn't you be home already?"
Alois hummed and sat himself on the counter, not once helping Ciel clean the mess he forced him to make. "I told mom that I was spending the night here."
Ciel turned to Alois, pissed. "Why? I don't want you here!"
He shrugged. "Not my problem."
Ciel threw the dirty rag at his face before preparing himself another cup of tea. This time Earl Grey sounded nice.
"Anyways," Alois began again, "You never did answer Elizabeth. What do you do after school?"
Ciel rolled his eyes. "Stop being stupid. I don't do anything and I don't need to do anything."
His eyes went wide. "Wait, you seriously don't do 'anything'?"
"That's right."
Alois sighed dramatically and hopped off the counter, getting a little too close to Ciel. He pressed himself against Ciel's side and rests his forehead on Ciel's shoulder. He tried to push him off but to no prevail. "There's a party this coming weekend. Why don't you come with me? Get out of the house."
He twisted himself out of his hold and walked to the boiling kettle. "Hell no, I'm busy."
"Busy doing what? If I recall correctly, you have no life." Alois whined and attached himself to Ciel's arm. Ciel growled. He is so clingy!
"I don't have a life out of school but I know lots of people online." Ciel stated as he kicked him in the shin, effectively detaching himself from the groaning boy.
Alois recovered quickly and was instantly all over Ciel. "Oh, you mean like Facebook?"
Ciel rolled his eyes. "No, not like Facebook at all."
Alois brought out his phone, typed something faster then the speed of light, and placed it back in his pocket. "As you were saying?"
"Get out of my house!"
Alois waved his hand. "Yeah, yeah. But anyways, no Facebook? Seriously? Out of everything you do on the computer, absolutely no Facebook?"
Ciel crossed his arms, tea forgotten, and made his way into the living room. Alois followed close behind. "I see no point in getting a Facebook."
Alois thought for a minute before something clicked in his stupid mind. "That's because you have no friends!"
Ciel sighed before turning on the TV. Yes, he had no friends, but that was in real life. Online, he had lots of friends. Millions if he wanted to count them all. "I have friends…"
"Like hell you do!" Alois chuckled before dropping himself on Ciel's lap. "You never talk to anyone, and the only reason you brought Elizabeth here today was for a homework assignment. Tell me Ciel, who are your friends?"
"I don't have friends at school because there is no point in affiliating myself with stupid people."
"Ha so-"
"But I have tons of friends online."
Alois groaned and stood up from Ciel's lap. "Fine! Prove to me you have lots of friends!"
Ciel sighed. "Alright, I'll show you on my laptop. The website is-"
"No, not on your stupid sites. You have to create a Facebook." Alois stated sternly, already walking to Ciel's lonely laptop. Ciel cried after him. "I don't want a stupid Facebook!"
Alois effectively ignored him. "I should take a photo of you too, so people know exactly who you are."
"Alois! I-"
"No arguing!" Alois chuckled darkly before pulling out a camera from out of thin air. "Say cheese!"
The day dragged on until nightfall and the stars blazed brightly from the sky. This calming night would normally find Ciel outside on the back porch with a nice hot cup of tea in his hands, and sometimes a book in the other. Not this night though. This night, Ciel was going through the horror of having Alois for a cousin.
After an hour of having to take the right picture for his profile, Ciel also had to deal with what to put on his likes and dislikes.
Sure it was normally easy, since he did it all the time online, but this site was different. This site his classmates will know exactly who he is. This is where everyone at school can look and know everything about him. Ciel didn't like that at all.
At least on the chat sites he normally goes on, he could protect himself with a different name and a cartoon character for his profile picture. On here, it was all free game.
"So, now that we got your favorites' down, why don't we put some things down on your interests?" Alois chuckled lightly.
"Alois! I'll do it myself!"
Alois laughed and gave the laptop to Ciel. "You better be done soon. Everyone usually gets on by ten at the earliest."
Ciel looked up from the screen. "How the hell do you know this?"
Of course, he knows the other sites like that as well, but Facebook is a little new to him and he doesn't yet know how addicting it can get for some people.
"If you got on, you'd know!" Alois chided lightly, never losing his grin.
When Ciel was done with his Facebook, he clicked the create button and cursed himself. Why did he go along with this idea? He could have easily destroyed the page, kick Alois out, and go on perfectly with his life. Now, he had to suffer the consequence of having a Facebook with no friends and a laughing Alois.
He logged off and decided to take a shower.
Alois didn't like that idea. "Hey, don't you want to see who sends you requests? I put you on my friends list so people will know you're finally on."
"Haven't you ever heard that saying; a watched pot never boils?"
"No."
Ciel sighed. Of course he hadn't.
Ciel walked into the bathroom and prepared for his shower. He scrubbed his scalp fiercely before rinsing off and scrubbing his body. Once sparkling and clean, Ciel prepared a bath and slowly laid himself in the hot water. He might not have had the night he wanted, but at least he'll be able to relax-
"Ciel, what the hell are you doing?" Alois cried, slamming the bathroom door wide open.
Ciel didn't even blink at Alois's sudden appearance. Yes, he was naked, but Alois wasn't someone you can hide anything from. It was simply easier to just let him have his way. Besides, they were both males.
"I'm taking a bath, obviously." Ciel sighed and laid his head back against the wall.
Alois cried before forcing his phone in Ciel's wet hands. "Log on to Facebook, now!"
"Why? It's barely been an hour!" Ciel screamed, throwing the phone back.
"I don't give a damn! It's already ten forty. Someone has to have sent you at least one request!"
Ciel sighed, lying back in the water. "Go away, I'm bathing."
Alois dunk his hand in the water and pulled the plug, smiling satisfactory as the water began to go down. Quick as a bolt, Ciel was up and wrapping a towel around his waist. "Alois you piece of-"
"Never mind that, just log on already!" Alois persisted, forcing his phone in Ciel's hand. Ciel was tempted to simply throw the stupid phone in the toilet but he knew his Aunt would kill him if he did. With a sigh, Ciel pressed on the Facebook app and signed in. He gave the phone back to Alois.
"I'm going to get changed. Do not follow me." Alois was in his own world and didn't listen to a word Ciel said.
Ciel sighed, again, and headed for his room. He locked the door behind him and fit himself in his pajama pants. He searched for a random night shirt and threw it over his head. On his way back out to the living room, Alois crashed into him, his face red in anger.
"You liar! You fucking liar!"
Ciel gasped in air and tried to claw his way out from under the pissed blonde. "I-I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Let go Alois!"
"No! You lied!" Alois screamed as he grasped Ciel's thin neck in between his hands. "You never told me you were their friend!"
With a small amount of strength, Ciel brought his leg up and kicked Alois where it hurt the most. Alois gasped and let go, giving Ciel the chance to run away from under him. Alois called out after him but his genitals hurt too much for him to move. Ciel ran into the living room, breathing hard. He wasn't a bit scared of Alois's behavior, but he was a little scared for his life.
Alois hadn't had an episode like this a long while. Ciel almost thought he grew out of it. Obviously not.
"Calm your self Alois, then come and tell me what is wrong with you!" Ciel yelled.
Alois screamed back. "Look at your Facebook you lying sack of shit!"
With yet another sigh, Ciel grabbed his laptop and logged on. He didn't know his way around Facebook just yet but the friend request page was easy to get into. Only one sent request but the name of the sender was the only thing Ciel's wide eyes focused on.
"Sebastian Michaelis"
TBC
A/N: Well, it's a start. I wanted it a little funnier but I can't write humor for crap. Also, I am a big tea drinker but of all the tea I had, Earl Grey was not one of them. Until luckily, my awesome grandma got me some and hazaa! I finally had some and might I say it's delicious! Is it a coincidence I drank some while writing this? No, because I'm always drinking it XD Thank you for reading! Please tell me what you think? :3