Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy 9 belongs to the almighty Squaresoft....

Dedication: For anyone who was picked on because of this...

Note: This story takes place a few months after Final Fantasy 9.

~*Human Nature*~

Chapter 1: Word gets around!

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Zidane Tribal woke up to the sun's beautiful raise of light. He felt his left shoulder become quite numb, he lifted his right hand over to his left shoulder to find out what was making it so numb, he found Princess Garnet using his shoulder as a pillow. He smiled lightly to her soft face, then he remembered his numb shoulder he slowly got up trying not to wake the princess, she stirred but didn't wake. When Zidane's torso was straight up he felt her hands grab his shoulder and slammed him back into the bed, she immediately began using it as a pillow once again. This time he decided to make a more direct move: he shoved her off of his shoulder. She tumbled a few inches away, then she fell off. "WHOAAAA!!" she screamed as she fell off the bed.

"Oh my god! I didn't mean to shove you that hard!" Zidane said as he began to help Dagger back onto the bead. Once she was back on the bead Zidane cradled her in his arms as much as possible to ease how much she was pissed at him.

"Zidane!" She yelped as Zidane began to tickle her without knowing it. Steiner was walking past the queens room, when he heard the queen yelp 'Zidane'

"MAJESTY!" he yelled to the door in order for his voice to reach hers, "What is Zidane doing!? Are you wearing anything!?" Steiner continuously yelled questions to her from behind the door.

"He's tickling me and I'm wearing what God gave me!" she responded. A local reporter over heard this.

'score!' the reporter thought, 'this is just the kind of gossip I need!' he thought excitedly as he walked towards the queens door. Once he was close enough to hear every word perfectly he took out his note pad and began to jot down highly exaggerated notes, such as 'Queen: slut'. After taking enough scandales notes he ran off to his office and began typeing it up, all words highly exaggerated.

THE NEXT DAY.........

"MAJESTY, MAJESTY!" steiner kept screaming that word over and over until Dagger came running towards him, heaving.

"What is it?!" Dagger asked trying to catch her breath.

"LOOK!" Steiner stuck a local newspaper into her face, she snapped it from his hands and began to read.

"QUEEN: SLUT!?!?!?!?!?!?" Dagger screamed, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS REPORTER TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?!?!"

"He must have heard about you sleeping with Zidane!"

"BUT THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME, AND I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled to steiner. There was a knock at the castle doors, Steiner walked up and casually opened but to be stampeded by a group of excited reporters waiting for answers. Dagger shreaked as they all came running for her, she ran up the stairs to get away from them but she was losing ground between them. The guards fortunately saved her from a mob of reporters as they stepped into there way. "I know what you are here about!" Dagger yeld to the reporters, "I will explain everything tomorrow!" and with that she ran away into her room to talk to Zidane and hide from guilt that rumors created.

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Sorry this chapter Didn't go places but it's SOOOOO....hot in my room that it feels like I'm going to pass out. I will update this story as soon as possible. I should have another story coming soon, so keep on the look out for it! Muah! I love all of those who review! Keep reviewing and I'll keep lovin and I will write more! But I must request atleast 2 reviews, It doesn't seem like alot but niether am I a good writer, thus nobody wants to review, only the people who are really nice review....don't flame me! So please review, the more reviews i get the faster I will update and the longer the story will get!

Next Chapter: Dagger has a heart-felt discussion with Zidane about about there feelings and everything that happened between them, and will Dagger confront the press about these horrible rumors? Find out in Chapter 2: "I'm breakin all the rules I didn't make!"