Guiding Harry
Discaimer: Harry Potter and all the other HP stuff is J.K.
Rowling's stuff, and the word 'Guiding' belongs to Guiding Light or whoever
owns it.
A/N:
I was really hyper when I wrote this and umm… It's a SOAP!!!! Hehe! HP
style!!!! evil grins and I am a Harry/Ginny Hermione/George
Ron-by-himself-coz-he's-a-dork person, k? so whoever ends up with whoever in
this story gots nothing to do with my opinion because it's whatever my hands
feel like writing. Oh yeah, I also enjoy seeing Snape go gay… and that's enough
for now… Oh, I did watch Passions over the summer, so I know how those Soaps
work…. :D
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Plot:
I guess I have to start with something, umm… *closes eyes and points* k,
Harry's with Moaning Myrtle to start, and Hermione's with Neville…. And Ginny's
with Draco… Ron's with no one because he's a dork. Ok, here we go…
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on
some deserted island…
Myrtle:
Oh Harry, we're all doomed, doomed I tell you, DOOMED!!
Harry:
Nuh-uh, I got a wand. What do you care, you're just a ghost who haunts a
toilet!
Myrtle:
I thought you loved me!
Harry:
No, I never said that.
Myrtle:
You mean, this has all been a lie?
Harry:
Yeah, it's fake, duh!
Myrtle:
::sobs::
Ginny:
:whispering to Hermione: I'm going to get Harry, no matter what it takes.
Hermione:
You can't do that! Harry's in love with Myrtle, and how can you do that to
Draco! It'll hurt his feelings!
Ginny:
He has no feelings! Besides, I only pretend to like him for the money. I really
like Harry.
Hermione:
You're a terrible person, Ginny.
Ginny:
Harry is supposed to be mine, and you know it!
Hermione:
What-ever!!!
Ron:
::walking with his doll named Bob that he made come alive:: You know Bob,
Myrtle's right, we're all doomed, and it's all Hedwig's fault!
Bob:
Hedwig? How can Hedwig hurt Bob's princess Ronny?
Ron:
Our only chance to survive is to turn ourselves into monkeys and work in the
circus.
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A/N:
Ok, kind of rushed, I know. But my hyperness moment wore off half way through
it. I'm not good at funny stuff… In fact I think that was lame. Oh well, If you
want more then Review it! If no one wants it continued, then I won't. Toodles!
