My Life
(disclaimer:I do not own Phil of the Future)
Chapter one
The Haunted Tower
One afternoon paul and amber were walking down a(n) OBECEEEEEEEEEE! trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were celulitey and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. paul and amber began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they slapped so far that they had wandered away from the trail.
It started to get dark. paul began to get worried, but amber seemed excited to have an adventure. "Look!" amber said. "Do you see that vajayjay? It looks like a house!"
"We're saved!" cried paul, who was relieved.
Once they got closer, paul felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage paul had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 207 feet tall, and it was covered with old mans complexion white ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing paul had ever seen!
paul said, "amber, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!"
"Don't be such a(n) goat man! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!" said amber.
paul was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his buttoxxatoxx chatter as amber opened the door. All of a sudden, paul felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! "Surprise! Happy birthday, paul!" they all treed.