MOULIN ROUGE
(disclaimer:I dont own Moulin Rouge)
Amber's account which is like super cool and better than the original
There was a girl, a very enchanting girl, and she was freaking insane, than one day one magic day she passed my way, while we spoke of many things stalking people and some other things this she said to me:" the greatest thing you'll ever know is just to love and be loved in return. Well that's what some guy just told me...Hehe retarded. So anyways …what exactly is this whole revolution thing about?"
I came to Paris exactly one year ago. The man I love is…dead...whoever he was. I came here to live as a penniless writer and experience the grand bohemian revolution.Oh and it was the summer of love too…Anyways I was writing g this story when an unconscious Argentinean fell through the roof. So first I went down to the lobby and filed a complaint for unlawful architecture, than I went up stairs and kicked him until he awoke while a dwarf dressed as a nun watched.
I went onto the upper floor and into their room. Some mentally ill bald man was attempting to play piano, a man woman was standing there singing, a hobo was sitting in the corner, and Ewan McGregor was standing on a latter in front of a painted mountain scenery singing." What the freak." Was all I could manage to say.