You look familiar...

Disclaimer: Do I really need to add this in again? It's become a bore.

Author's note: I've made a lot of stories now. What's the record? (j/k) Have you ever looked at someone and thought that he/she looked a lot like a fictional character? This fic is based on that concept. Even I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I'm going somewhere.

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Chapter 1: First Sights

It was a beautiful day, and I was hanging out at Wal-Mart. I pounced on the demo of Wario Ware, Inc. in the video game section. "Fun game, huh?" a familiar-sounding voice said.
I turned around to face a middle-aged boy with a blue shirt and spiked hair. "Allow me to introduce myself," he said. "My name is Sunny T. Haddock."
Now, I had never met Sunny, but he seemed familiar somehow. Sunny was holding hands with another boy, who had on a yellow shirt and blond, slightly mussed-up hair. "This is Mills T. Pear," Sunny continued. "We're best buds."
"Pleased to meet you both," I said. "I don't like to give my real name to strangers, but you can call me S.L." I just knew I had seen Sunny and Mills somewhere, but where?
Then I glanced up at the demo for Sonic Adventure DX at the Gamecube display. Sonic was highlighted. I quickly compared Sonic to Sunny and saw a surprising resemblance.
I walked over to the demo and pushed RIGHT on the control stick. Tails (a.k.a. Miles) was now displayed. I made another quick comparison between Mills and Tails. Another spitting image.
"Hey! Sunny! Mills! Who's your friend?" another voice asked. I looked over and saw a third boy with a red shirt and red hair that hung down to his neck except for his face.
"Allow me to introduce Nuggle T. Kinna, S.L.," said Mills, pointing to the boy who just spoke. "And Nuggle, this is S.L." I just smiled.
After staring at Nuggle for a few seconds, I pushed RIGHT again on the control stick and glanced at Knuckles. Once again, the two looked surprisingly alike.
Now I hesitated. I played with the names Sunny T. Haddock, Mills T. Pear and Nuggle T. Kinna until they became (surprise!) Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles T. Prower and Knuckles the Echidna.
This made me suspicious. I led Sunny, Mills and Nuggle over to the sporting goods department, and asked Nuggle to give the huge punching bag a good, hard punch. He did. The bag broke in two.
I grabbed a stopwatch from a box. "Sunny, run to the other end of the store and back," I said. "GO!" When he returned, I stopped the stopwatch, which read 23.18 seconds. This was a lot faster than I expected.
This was very interesting, but I still wasn't sure if Sunny, Mills and Nuggle were really Sonic and friends in human guises or just big fans of them.
My answer came sooner than I expected. Sunny turned to Mills and said "Come on, Tai- I mean, Mills, let's go pay for our stuff and go to the park."
This was all the proof I needed. I knew that Sunny and his friends were really Sonic, Tails and Knuckles in human guises, but I just couldn't flat-out tell them. What COULD I do, though?

Tell me what you think. I might come up with Chapter 2 if I become so inclined. For now, though, au revoir!