A/N Do i hear a crack pairing! no? hmm... must be the voice in my head... well then, the voice in my head is craving a crack pairing. so i bring to you: Normano :/

Two men walked to a house. "Thanks again Matt."

"No problem. If you need anything you can come to me." Matt said, which was barely above a whisper.

"Hey, let's hang out again this weekend, what do you say?"

"sounds like fun. I'm in, normal place and time?"

"Yea, see ya!" he walked towards the door, leaving the blond haired man on the sidewalk. Walking in he dropped his keys on the table beside the door. Closing the door, he froze hearing an odd noise from the bedroom, and with the curiosity getting the better of him, headed up the stairs. Turning right, he opened the second door and froze at the sight before him, eyes going wide.

A dark tanned man was hovering over a lighter skinned woman with blond hair, who was giggling. "That felt so good Bella. Maybe we should do it again..." He growled teasingly at her, making her giggle again, when green eyes leaned up and gasped at the man in the doorway. another set of green eyes turned and went wide, making the man in the doorway finally react, tears falling from his face.

"Stupid bastard! I knew you would do this!" shouted the man as he ran out of what used to be his bedroom.

"Lovi wait! It's not what you think, she was only giving me a massage!" But he was having none of it. he ran out of the home, down the street and kept running till his lungs were nearly bursting from his chest, but because of his asthma he was clutching his chest when he finally stopped. Quickly patting down himself he realized he didn't have his inhaler, panic running through his mind and veins.

He was heaving, trying to catch his breath, gasping slightly for air that wasn't coming. He fell to his knees, as the weight in his chest became heavier, the colors blurring due to lack of oxygen, he tried calling out for help but no noise came out. the ground rushed to him, and then he saw someone standing above him, before he passed out.

A/N So what ya think? good so far huh? *cries* I'M SO SORRY SPAMANO! *goes and sulks in a corner*