one friday evening, Samus, Ridly, Levi and Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) were havinga slumber party at levis howse. Samus startsed off the evnig conversation with blasting a can of clothe snakes at levi.

levi wasnt the britest and yelld "O SNAKES!" and everyone laughd esept for levi who was to scared cause there were snakes on him but there really wernt because they were just clothe snakes and there not rel. Samsu inteligantly ppointed out "there not real levi!" and everyone laughed and laghed and laughed

HAHAHA. Lei shook of the snaks and tried to regayn his compusure. 'So', he sniffed hottily, ' what shal we do?" Ridley piped up " wel, I think Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) brot a Weegee bord with hIM.' Mr. T (WOOOOOOOO) wordlely and coollly pulled out a board, and the group gaysed in aw.

Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) was to cool to be an awe ovr the wegee bord becase he have it for along time and it ws nuthing spacial. Levi yeled esxtatticaly "i wanna try i wana try I wann trY!" and evryone lauged as usual bcause levik was a clown well not a reel clon but just a real funy guy! "what the H - E - duble hokey sticks is a Weege boerd?" sames asked shyle.

everyone gigled, even samsus, beasue you kno its hard to resist sometimes with your friends and ridley who is extradinarly hott Ridley answered kindly, "It's a board that leets you talk to dead people who have moved on beynond this life" (because wat we have bin is wat we are). Samsu looked down dobutfuly at the mustachioed itallian on the bored, "prove it!" she scophed,

"well ill ned a vulonter! Ridley sad and Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) knoded in agremant. levi had alway ben teh but end of evry joek so he was liek "givee me a shot ill shwo u that my ansectors thnk im amazng and whill chnge the world!" Everyon lookd too Leiv whpo semed to be very sdur of hmsefl. "okay then lets gve it a wrl!" every on watchd cloesly and escitedily.

ther was complete silnce. Levi set his ladylike, well-moisturzed hands on that moving bit on a weegee board (you know that one), and called out in a daramtaci voice: "OH HELO THAT, MY DEAD AND DUSY CORPSEY ANSESTERS! SPEAK, THAT I MAY BENEFIT FROM YOUR KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE YOU AR DED AND THEREFOR BY DEFAULT WISE AND KNOLEDGIBLE ABOUT THE LAYDEEZ." slowy, it spelt : "I" "H" "O" "P" "E" "SHE" "MADE"

There ws a suden soudn and evryone jumpd at it aand Levi fel back form the weegee baord scared. once everyon relized it was nuthing they al laughd at Levi fr beign such a frady cat. Levi growld becase he was angry and shot bac wiht venom in ihs voice "dont u guy make fun of me!1 i am about to receve the informtoin frm my ded ansectors that will chnge my life forevr!"

at that, Mr. T (WOOOOOOOO) razed his godly fists to the ski and seesed the cumoshion. Levi resoomed his trance-like stayed. the letters cam, "L' 'O' 'T' 'S' 'A' 'SPAGHETTI' (lol, that takes a while. pretend it was one by one, jeez, cool down, buddy ) Of a sudden, the board expldoed into flams and sent that plastic dealie flying threw Levi's expretly-aplied eye shadow. Fortunately, he was ok.

Everyon was scred now because the bord was everwher and it was flamingn and everyon was so scraed that they didnt se Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) hid the firecraker box behidn his bac! ikt was just a prank but no one new and so they contineud to run arond afrad and then Samus saw the box and samrtly surmiesd "You blew it up so Levi woudlnt no the spagei womna was!" everyon looked at him hatefuly

Riedly and samus sncuk off and shared chocalte chips in the shrubbery for awille, wille lEvi sat and pionderd what had become of the spagei womna he had longed for all his liff. Once ridley and Samus had come back, Dumebeldore stopped by the door to drop something off for Levi. GUESS WHAT IT WAS?

Levi took the bxo off into the croner adn evry one was corius adn he looked insidxe and Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) cuold se he was relly happy (he was relly preseptive like thta) but then- the niose! it was back! Levi was so scraed he snaped the box shut. Noone cared abuot the sound adn cept aksing Levi wat was in the box but he wsa so scarde he culdnt spoke! "THATS TH SOUND OF DETH!' LEVi proclamed!

"Cumon Levi, don't be a chichken and open te box!' ridley emoted. Sumas lookd at Ridley, impresed by his manly wayss and hoping she might be praegenant by him later./ Levi braecd himslef and peelked iside the box: ther was a dramtic noise, and a charcter looking starligly like Ridley emergde!

"ARE U TEH SPAGETI WMAN BECAUS THE DED TLOD US THTA'D SOMEON WSE HOPIGN U MAID LOSSA SPEILNBERG ADN THEN WE GTO THIS BOX MISTERIUSLY FRM UR GOOD FRENID DUMLBEDOOR ADN I RELLY WANT TO KNO!" LEVI YELLED! no one eles was ecitde -just shcked! it was nother ridles! The impaster RIdley siad "No i wsa ment for Samsu bcause im her reel love!" and Samus knew it was true!

(SUSPENSE)alrite guise, tat's the end of Chapter 1. I have to finsh my project on poerty for class tomorrw, so i'll write sum more later for yas! LUV YOUU ALL

BTW RIDLEYSHOTANDMYBF69XOXOX

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