Chapter One: Welcome to the MutANT Farm

"I'm so excited to be in high school Lockers instead of coffins. Classrooms instead of cages. Him," Chyna exclaims pointing at a cute boy. "Instead of…what was I talking about?"

"Exactly," her dad said

"Dad!" complained Cameron. "Why does she have to go to my high school?"

"Cameron, it's not my fault Chyna is a freak. It's your moms! When we first met I thought she was wearing a costume. It wasn't until after we were married that I found out." Her dad replied

"But she's only eleven!"

Chyna uses her Medusa powers and turns Cameron to stone.

"Chyna!" her dad exclaimed. "What have I told you about turning your brother to stone?"

"Sorry dad" she replies. As she continues to walk toward the MutANT farm door she puts a cloth over her head.

Once she walks inside she meets Gibson, a mummy.

"Oh! Hello there! Welcome to the MutANT farm! I love doing that!" he says throwing his arms behind him. And behind him someone is imitating him. "I'm Gibson. I'll be your guide, teacher, and counselor here at the MutANT Farm." HE points to a skeleton. "That's Alex, he's a skeleton."

"He should really stop exercising; he's down to all bones." She replied

"Over here is Angus. He's a zombie." He says turning around and pointing to a dude in front of a computer.

He turns around, just noticing their presence and asks, "Do I have guidance counselor stuck in my teeth?"

Gibson turn and walks back toward the center of the room. "And this is…hey where's Fedlana?"

"Hehehe" comes laughter from above them. Fedlana the witch came down on her broomstick.

"Fedlana!" Gibson exclaims. "I told you no flying around in the MutANT farm! You're grounded! No seriously! Give me your broomstick!"

"Hehehe" she laughs as she ascends once gain, but not before turning Gibson into a skunk.

"How is that punishing him?" Chyna yells at Fedlana.

"I don't think this day can get any stranger" Chyna thought to herself.

Next a girl with a giant head comes over carrying a beaker with her. "This concoction of mine will fix that." She pours it on skunk Gibson. He turns back into Gibson and walks away. "Hi I'm Olive. I'm a super-genius-scientist with a giant brain."

"You know," Chyna says pointing to her head piece, "I could get you one of these."

"Why would I want to hide my brain?" she replies.

"Brain!" exclaims Angus walking toward her hungrily.

"Does it come in pink?" Olive asked.

Another kid then walks into the room, carrying a dead body.

"I don't mean to alarm anyone!" Chyna exclaimed. "But that kid has a dead body."

"Oh that's Fletcher, he collects dead bodies." Olive replied.

Chyna walked over to him. "I like your coffin. It's beautiful"

"Your beautiful," he replied "I mean...your coffin's beautiful."

"I don't have a coffin." She replied. "I sleep in a snake pit."

"Oh…well…umm." He stammered. He ran over and stood still next to one of the dead bodies.

"Oh no! Where did he go?" Chyna asked sarcastically and Olive laughed. "You know; I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."