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'This is...getting really out of hand.' Was the first thought that came to his mind when John McBain walked into his office one early morning. Of course he wasn`t suprised by what laid before him. You see for the last couple of months someone has been sneaking into his office and more or less telling him how much he hated him.
'First were the threats to stay away from Natalie.' 'As if I want to be around her in the first place.' Slowly going over everything as he cleans up the mess that is his office. Which is crazy by itself. I mean c`mon, John Mcbain is a very well paid cop (actor) who is very sucessful (even though OLTL was the only thing he was known for until he went to GH) and doesn`t need some clingy, bossy, gold digger by his side. She`s not even pretty.
'And let`s not forget the time when I found ice sprinkeld all over the floor.' Now that was lame. And it was only last week. Personally I think thats when our mystery mans mental health started to deteriate. More. Started to derteriate more. Obviously trying to make it look like Jones (Who is awesome) did it. Which he obviously didn`t because this stuff is way to lame for him to be involved in, none the less do. Of course there was also ice arranged to read "Be careful or you`ll get iced". (That was the ICE on top. Get it?) 'Well what was left of it atleast.' 'It took forever for the floor to dry.'
Yesterday though, was so...sad that he couldn`t even find it funny. So as i`m sure you can guess, it was really sad. It was not threats that showed our mystery man was a stalker. Neither was it ice sprinkled all over the floor, oh no. His office was just like he left it when he went home last night. Except the door. The door was open. But don`t worry there was no bomb waiting to go off. Nope. Just a piece off string. Now I`m sure you`re wandering how a piece of string could do anything right? Well that piece of string was so none threating that he missed it. So when he went to walk into his office, he tripped.
And what has our mystery man done today you ask? Well i`ll tell you. When John Mcbain walked into his office this morning he came upon...paper. And paper. And more...(drum roll please) paper!. Yep, you heard me right. And what did the paper say, you ask? If you want to know, please read the following:
To John Mcbain, You are the bain of my exsistence.
With HATE, Your Hater
...'Thats it, tonight i`m leaving this guy a list of hobby`s to try.' Poor guy. John not the hater. Well that`s all. John cleaned up all the paper and continued on with his day. When he left work he did infact leave the list for his hater. When he came back the next day it was gone, and nothing was left behind for him. As for our hater, he found the list and was so outraged by it that he decided that what he had planned wasn`t bad enough so he left to get more supplies. But on his way back he got hit by a bus and died.
The End.